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“Bear Sterns has committed grave offenses to the working order. As a result, I shall captain their dissolution.”

-BEAS

December 31st, 1999 (3rd flute of champagne, aboard the HMS Ark Royal)

“There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that of empowering its poor. The consequent loss of national self-respect and honour cannot be reconciled.”

-Beas v. The United States of America,

October 28, 1893

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Twas a good time, blogging with you.

Hopefully I’ll have the opportunity again, soon. Truth be told, getting online looking at stocks is a low priority when partying in Thai islands.

My portfolio got fucking homo hammered on last dip, mainly because I deployed a shit load of cash before the dip. As I said, I CARE NOT. I will continue living my life and over time they will rise. Lesson learned? Always read The PPT blog, Fly even said he was waiting, I bought a bunch of shit while drunk then read it shortly after and cringed, secondly, always buy after a dip, there will always be another dip, always.

I’m a big fan of “The Fly’s” Foreign index, all my US stocks are shitting the bed, big FUCK YOU to Dvax, s, ldk, cpe and some other “garbagio” i’m holding onto.

Egh, this shit effectively erased my gains, but before I came here, I was down 40% so I’m still happy. Long term I like my odds, I always do.

Wish I could write more but I’m late for a dinner party, where I will feast on monster prawns, king grab and some snapper later if I’m lucky.

Until next time ladies and gentlemen, stop having a boring tuna and most certainly, stop having a boring life.

listen, the market is in “who fucking knows” territory, unless you manage money for a living, get a fucking life and just chill, like me.

Obviously come here for your daily insights and ab workout from people who do manage money for a living but don’t get all fucked up and do something stupid, ok? Shit’s going up long term and if you’re in good shit, let it ride, Vegas style.

A friendly message from your “Friend”, “Dubz”.

I’d add screens but I have better things to do, like return to a beach party and it will only encourage you to start buying.

Hello and good day,

Sitting at the pier to catch a ferry to the islands, just bought 5 hours of wireless for the price of a “cup a fucking joe”.

I could write something interesting, I could do some screens, frankly, I can’t be bothered. It’s 3AM here and I’d rather enjoy my 6.4% bottle of Chang beer, super-sized edition of course.

This reminds me of the first ever update I made on this here “iBC” website.

“Boot Stomp to the Teeth”

I told you last time, I’m 45% cash or so, so I”m not sweating it, I am however sweating as it’s “hot as balls here”.

Below is from the update I just linked to:

The alternative is to be like 99% of the retail losers in the game, buy high and sell low.

One thing I will remark is how equities that looked “on sale” a few days or weeks ago now look grossly overpriced.

Whatever stocks I have now I won’t let go red, usually I don’t care and have a fairly high tolerance to risk. Not anymore, I refuse to hold another losing position.

Note the last sentence, typically I’d hold losers, and sell those doing “alright in this sell off”. Fuck that, those doing “alright” are my future runners, why sell the only strength you have? With the luxury of cash and time, I’m going to enjoy my life.

That said, I should never update “I’m going to be away”, why you ask?

a) No one cares.

b) It’s a farce, I’m a hardwired internet junky, I always get my fix.

Good day to you unless of course you’re on margin.

So, we’re at a fucking weird place right now in the market, no?

Go enjoy your $3 ham and cheese sub during your lunch break and “fogetta bout it”.

I’m off to Ko Tao to do some diving and check out bitches, err beaches, why you ask? Simply, because I can.

As you know, I’ll update if I can but I have priorities and that includes living the life I have made for myself.

It’s raining soooo hard here now, it’s like “Gawd” is crying something fierce, kinda like what you did, when your morbidly obese fiance dumped you saying “I can do better”.

Have fun at work, fuckers.

P.S: I used to be that guy eating the $3 sub,  grow a set and get on with “it” already.