“The zeal which begins with hypocrisy must conclude in treachery; at first it deceives, at last it betrays.”
-BEAS (in his scandalous Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show performance with The Wu-Tang Clan. Incident #867FTON, Feb. 7, 2012.)
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“I’ll take a horhog with a side of marmot. Please put extra clotted cream and a little byaslag on the marmot, thanks.”
–BEAS (while in serious negotiations with a NYC hotdog vendor, much to the bewilderment of said vendor, January 13th, 2006)
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“No, I should think rather not. I will by no means share my tobacco with the live studio audience. Yea, upon the altar of Cthulu, I made a blood oath of eternal hostility against your kind.”
–BEAS (Speaking to Kelly Ripa on the syndicated American television morning talk show “Live! With Regis and Kelly”. Incident #LwRaK.27, June 17, 2007.)
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“The people of Transoxiana are stupid and should be conquered.”
-BEAS (7th jar of wine, Shiraz, Persia, speaking with ruling members of the House of Ogedei, 1368)
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“0mg wut n00bs….LOL!”
-BEAS, in a text message to Hannibal (in reference to the quickly approaching — and soon to be massacred — Roman army)
Battle of Cannae, August, 216 BC
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“The Royal armies of Rangoon are no match for the Eastern Command of Bengal, hear, hear!”
-BEAS
December 31st, 1940 (5th flute of champagne, aboard the HMS Empire Audacity)
