Seige Warfare at the Steps of Jakegint

Dearest loyal subjects,

The price of fiat gold went lower today. But the price of my gold bullion made a new all-time high. First thing this morning, I led my army over to the Jakegint castle, where his guard cowered behind walls, afraid of our glorious Royal artillery units. As we dig beneath the surface of his castle, I cordially invite you to join my side, as loyal squires, for the purposes of vanquishing the marauders who promote fiat gold.

I pay my soldiers with gold. My family, for over 500 years, have paid their armies with gold. There is never a reason to buy GLD or stocks, when you can easily buy out the mining rights to vast swaths of land in Yanacocha. When your little empire falls, you will all come crawling to the feet of my family. When the dollar collapses and dissolves into volcanic ash, so will your equities and GLD.

By that time, my imperial armies will have total control over your lands. Expanding upon that point: we will be conducting systematic and methodical cleansing of the heretics who once supported the fiat standard.

BEAS, King of iBankCoin, and other things