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Well, curiosity finally culminated to my buying a Piker balance with The PPT.  I have been quite resistant to the idea for a streak of pride that runs in me, and an uncertainty that the value found therein would be able to produce gains significant in comparison to my own research.  Yet, after just five minutes of perusing around, I quickly came across a bank stock with solid fundamentals accompanying a hefty dividend and burdened with an egregious short position; a company that had completely passed my attention, no less.

Needless to say, I cannot in good faith reveal the name of this company, seeing as that would undermine the hard work contributed by the good gentlemen of this site.  However, for those of you knowledgeable of this company, I have purchased a large position in the name, roughly equivalent to 8% of my total holdings, and much applause to the creators.

With the first leaves of autumn, fall, it is time for me to pack up and head south; work contracts redrawn and a busy winter ahead, I’m sure.  However, next to the tumultuous summer I had, I may find myself less busy than when I was off.  The next months will be nothing but a continuous stream of data, projections, preparations, and meetings; but at least it’s not god forsaken research.

Last Wednesday, I believe it was, I sold out of my position in RSO; I’m not sure who would be dumb enough to bid this stock up the some 50-300% it ran, depending on when you mark the start.  However, what I am sure of, after double and triple checking the company’s books, is that they have been selling themselves like vile prostitutes in order to keep the cash flowing.  I took the opportunity then, to sprint out of this position, without looking back.  Final numbers seem to suggest a net gain of just over 18%.

If you were one of the retards I sold these shares to, understand that I have taken all necessary quantities of penicillin and am quite free of all negative influence from that whore of a stock, whereas you will now likely die from syphilis via horrific disfigurement.  I gave you sufficient warning before hand; it’s your problem now.

I mentioned that I purchased VCGH last week, a holding company of adult entertainment facilities.  However, that was stupid, since my purchase amounts to less than one percent of my total holdings and has no real impact on my portfolio.  I really would not recommend you purchase this stock and would have you understand, even if it does well, then I have paid for a seasons worth of steak dinners at Ruth’s Chris, or other such establishment; no more.  Moreover, the unreliable volume on the name means that, should you buy a significant portion, you likely won’t be able to liquidate for solid gains anyway.  This is only me gambling with pennies, because I’m bored, and I have only bothered to bring it up since I already let slip prior.

I’ve been up since four, sipping on a pot of Darjeeling Vidyaranya brewed with loose leaf, of course.