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Rashomon: The Strange Case of the Slippery Fall

Atticus

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I don’t often feature guest bloggers or writers, but I figure some of you might enjoy this piece from a friend (I’ll call him “Lawyer A”)  I’ve known since my early adolescence in Noo Yawk.  He’s now a Midwest country lawyer with an ironic eye for the quirky situation.  I know a number of my readers are attorneys, so I’m hoping you’ll enjoy this story…

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THE SETUP

My practice of law, as you know, is litigation and trials.   All litigation involves investigation.   Investigation of documents, the law, background, etc.   Investigation runs the gamut.  It can be dry and full of dead ends; it can be revelatory and bright—filling you with joy when you discover something that helps your case–especially when you’re excited about your case.   (Which is not always the case).

In my experience, the best and most rewarding part of investigation is witness interviews–whether by telephone or in person.

However, in many of my commercial cases, there is not too much to the witness interview.  This is because commercial cases are mostly document driven.  Either this document was signed or it was not.  Either this document means this or it does not (a question of law that has nothing to do with witness testimony).   Occasionally there are “oral” contracts or agreements, which sometimes bring arguments about the parol evidence rule or if that rule does not apply, bring he-said/she-said type dynamics to the case.  But that investigation is quickly concluded when one finds out the story that “he” is sticking to and what “she” is sticking to.

Recently, I was blessed, in a sort of way, with a personal injury case from a good client–we’ll call them XYZ Bank.   I do commercial work normally for them, but we have a good rapport, and they thought they’d ask me to do a PI defense case for them– at a “competitive” rate.  I booked it at $175/hr–which is actually a premium rate in any market in the Midwest (most PI defense runs in the $115-$160 rate in these parts).

THE CASE and “Rashomon”

So, on May 21, 2009, Ms. JH decided to go to her local XYZ Branch in town.  It was a clear bright sunny day and at about midday she parked her car in the bank parking lot and walked up the sidewalk to the set of four stairs that led to the entrance of the bank.  In the course of going up those stairs, Ms. JH fell down.   Within a minute, XYZ employees attended to her and helped her up and she then went into the bank.   When asked if “she was alright” she answered, “yes.”   She did her banking and left.

Within the month, she entered into the hospital complaining of all sorts of serious injuries.   She was treated for those injuries and the cost of treatments at that time, and then subsequently went well into six figures.

Then she engaged an attorney.  The attorney notifed XYZ that Ms. JH sought reimbursement for her treatments and sought compensation for pain and suffering.

Since XYZ is self insured, they have a contract with a Third Party Administrator “TPA,” which is basically an insurance adjuster company that administers and settles claims.   For 2 years this case percolated through the TPA with give and take and back and forth–but the parties did not see eye to eye.

Then Ms. JH’s attorney filed a lawsuit.  That’s when the TPA engaged counsel to defend the lawsuit.   And that’s where I came in.

Once a dispute goes to the lawsuit phase–everything changes.  You see the adjustment phase focuses on the “bottom line:”   Damages.   If Ms. JH had said “Gimme $11k,” this case would have ended at the adjustment phase.  But once Ms. JH demanded in excess of 6 figures—-things changed.   Even big companies like XYZ don’t simply accept and payoff 6-figure demands…if they did it would be like the proverbial mistake of feeding a stray cat.

No, big companies must always watch the soft underbelly of liability.  And they must fix and focus a consistent policy in addressing claims.

So, the policy is basically that if we can settle for nominal nuisance value–then skip the expense of investigating liability…and pay the parking ticket.  However, if the demand is too high, then focus on exploiting the Plaintiff’s weaknesses on liability.

LIABILITY AND HOW TO HANDICAP A CASE

Every PI case is like a triangle.  There are three vertices.

Vertex 1= Liability

Vertex 2= Damages

Vertex 3= Collectability.

Those three vertices are the essence of every garden variety negligence lawsuit.   Attorneys that don’t understand the dynamic of those vertices will fail miserably.

(As an aside–you can always tell a young attorney from a seasoned attorney simply by which vertex that attorney focuses on.  A young attorney focuses on vertex 1….liability.     For instance….A homeless man steals a car, negligently runs a red light and kills a pedestrian.    The young attorney gets the case from the decedent’s family and promptly pours money into suing the homeless man.   It’s a slam dunk case….a default judgment!!!!    For $800,000…..      You know what you do with that judgment?   You frame it.  B/c it’s worthless.  This is because the defendant was not  COLLECTIBLE  (see Vertex 3)).

The seasoned attorney on the other hand–concentrates on the defendant.   “Oh…it was Target that was involved in this…right?”      Target, indeed.   Once the seasoned attorney sees a collectible defendant (which Target Corp. is ) he/she looks into liability.    This is because the seasoned attorney knows that the bottom line is getting paid.

THE INVESTIGATION.

Once I’m involved it really is very simple.   The vertices to concentrate on are damages and liability.  But already damages have been alleged–we know they are not palatable.

So we have damages….and we don’t like them and to impugn them involves incessant and expensive document review.  Consequently the ertix to concentrate on is liability.   Liability…..Liability…..  Because most importanly about liability is this: If you defeat it—the issue of damages is moot.  (If someone is damaged that’s one thing they still must prove another party is liable to be compensated).

LIABILITY

In a slip and fall case–one of the hardest of all for any PI attorney, the Plaintiff basically has to prove that the premises where they fell were negligently maintained or designed.   In essence they must prove that a normal person would have slipped b/c of some kind of negligence on the part of the owner of the premises.

Like in all PI cases,  LIABILITY in slip and fall cases rise and fall on what eyewitnesses might say….

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Stay Tuned for PART II of “Rashomon” — The Eyewitness Testimony… (it’s funnier, but the set up was important)…  Best to you all.
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32 comments

  1. Eric

    Thanks for the read…looking forward to Part II.

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  2. JakeGint

    Fak… sorry about the formatting… for some reason it just won’t “take” and space out properly. Trying to get it fixed now…

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  3. Belly of the Beast

    This is going to be good ….

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  4. Old Salt

    On the edge of my seat waiting for the conclusion.

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  5. Juiceyfruit

    Short story:

    Had some girlfriend years ago. Invited me over for x-mas dinner. Then she decides her place is too small, can we have x-mas dinner at your place? I say sure, no prob. The parents & sister show up. Sis wants to walk the 200 yards down uneven, pot-holed dirt road to look at ocean. I warn her there are no lights & holes, watch yer step girl. She has MS. On way back, she steps in indentation and breaks her foot. Costs her $1500. I offer to cover 1/2 her expenses. She refuses. She’s walking normally less than one year later. I break up with sister around then.

    Fast forward 2 years, 51 weeks later. I get notice from her lawyer saying I’ve been sued. She was offered 5k to walk. Nope, she wants 50K. She won’t get a penny now. I got witnesses to the fact she completely recovered from her injuries 10 months later.

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    • TraderCaddy

      50K for a broken foot?
      And what kind of damages are there?
      Probably not even employed for lost wages if an advanced case of MS.
      If on your property I assume your Homeowners is defending.

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    • Treepart

      She’s lucky she’s not a horse. A horse starts limping around a little and everyone starts reaching for their holster.

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  6. TraderCaddy

    Watching for the rest.
    I have a few good ones myself including the time I was representing a Hospital on an Assignment of Benefits when the patient ran up a huge bill but the claim was denied for a pre existing illness and a material misrepresentation at the time of the policy issuance.
    Bottom line was he was admitted to the hospital for developing a major infection from being drunk and swallowing his own vomit.
    He actually showed up to the trial very drunk. It settled very quickly before he testified. I was the only one knew he was drunk.
    And then there was the suit involving The Islamic Republic of Iran in Federal Ct. for breach of contract right after the hostage taking in ’79.
    Or my client who was kidnapped in Canada by Bounty Hunters and it ended up on 60 Minutes.
    Good times.

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  7. Blind Read Ant

    Collectability – Deep Pockets.

    MeLikes.

    Thx Jake.

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  8. Good Shepherd

    Once the suit is filed by the atty, the insurance co starts to think how much are we going to have to pay our lawyers? does this case have merit? etc.

    the THREAT of force (litigation) is often enough to get those pesky adjusters to start to pay out, assuming your atty isnt some whack job.

    they will also look at whether or not the plaintiffs atty always settles their cases or if they are a trial atty. again the threat of extended losses (trial atty) will get the client better settlements.

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    • JakeGint

      Yeah, I can’t believe that Bank XYZ wouldn’t blink at giving this bag o shite $11k if that was all she asked for. I guess the lesson is — If you are gonna be a crook in these circumstances, “crook small.”

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      • Good Shepherd

        If your going to fall, shatter your face.

        But in all seriousness, this is why no one should be allowed to leave their chairs and everyone should have avatar bodies like in the movie Surrogate. Think of the savings from tort costs

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      • Yabollox

        $11K after 2 yrs of working over the insurance adjuster and the case continues. She probably had that much in her own attorney’s fees paid out.

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        • JakeGint

          Well, yeah, now she does. But if she had just sent a letter that she needed $11k they would have paid it out, sight unseen.

          That’s pretty remarkable.

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  9. Colonel von Ryan

    Bull crap. A good company fights EVERY law suit or else end up on the sucker list.

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    • JakeGint

      Not the big banks. This was a big bank. Very big.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      I’d only change it to say “A good company fights EVERY FRIVOLOUS law suit or else ends up on the sucker list.”

      Fighting legitimate claims against you can destroy your image in ways much worse than losing a lawsuit ever could.

      But yeah, to hell with tort lawyers running around trying to grab a quick $10k. Makes me think of the movie “Bush Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” where the business man they keep robbing ends up paying a possie more money per day than he was losing, just to make an example of them.

      Best line of the movie. Cassidy: “If he would just pay me what he’s paying them to stop me from robbing him, I’d stop robbing him.”

      Sure, but then how many other jackasses would want paying? Seek the bloodhounds on them all.

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  10. Yabollox

    But it’s good for the economy to helicopter in a bunch of damages for the sad, unfortunate, exploited masses.

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  11. rogue wave

    This is why the US is where it is.
    Everyone wants a handout for doing nothing.
    F…u Ms. JH. Go out & get a job b…

    I will enjoy the rest of how she loses in part II.

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  12. #6

    “Just call Saul!”

    (Bonus points for you that get the reference)

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    • Anton

      I heard an interview with Vince Gilligan on NPR today. Can’t believe only one season left. For interesting characters and story lines, this will be a difficult series to beat. And it costs next to nothing to shoot. Just good writing & acting.

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      • JakeGint

        They must be paying that Malcolm in the Middle Dad a buttload by this point, though, no?

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        • Anton

          Bryan Cranston probably has a nice cut of syndication earnings, but I’m not sure that even an award-winning show on tiny AMC will ever earn a fraction of something like “Friends.”

          Jesse, Gus, Mike and Saul won’t be set for life after this.

          Okay, Saul might be.

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          • JakeGint

            Except maybe for continued work. Cranston should be pretty much set for life w. those trophies on his mantle. I always thought he and the wife (Jane Leaves?) were great on MITM too. Very underrated show.

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            • Anton

              True on all counts. MITM was very funny. Being a family comedy, it’s probably going to be in syndication for a long time. Cranston & his TV Mrs. may already be pretty well set.

              In the NPR interview today, Terry Gross also interviewed the actor who plays Jesse. He said he’d read for the part of Malcolm’s older brother years ago.

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  13. Anton

    This is a great story, Jake. Hope TC is inspired to make with the true-life adventures, too. Would make fine winter reading.

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  14. JakeGint

    Apologies to you who are waiting for PART II.

    I uploaded it to the site last night (without publishing it) and I think Vincenzo, in attempting to fix the formatting above (which he did, thank you Vincenzo) inadvertantly deleted my Part II.

    I have it back on my home comp, but not here right now, so you’ll have to wait…

    UNLESS LAWYER A is reading this right now and wants to resend me the entire piece via the other email addy.

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  15. Treepart

    Is this going to take long? My wife has been waiting downstairs for 16 hours already and I can tell by the tone in her voice that she’s not happy. First she sends out the vibe, then she sometimes follows up with a pipe wrench.

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  16. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    It’s like you’re reading my mind ….

    Malcolm Ten In The Middle:

    http://youtu.be/1UFE6vRBdTw

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