1. If you are a Facebook user, would you trust “Hacker” as an address?
2. I’ll give you the latest on Paulina Gretsky, daughter of hockey great Wayne, but you have to look for the rest on your own.
3. Alec Baldwin gets booted off airline seat; he responds by saying that American Airlines’ attendants look like retired Catholic gym teachers.
4. Dog rescues bag of kittens left on roadside.
5. NSFW (but classy): The 2012 Pirelli calendar, shot by Mario Sorrenti.