Thanksgiving is nearly upon us. I spent most of the evening prepping for tomorrow’s feast. Cooking is another hobby of mine. After I finished chopping herbs, making stock and so on, I opened up a local (not from anywhere in in the left coast) cabernet. I’m no oenophile (no Sandusky), but I can taste both dark chocolate and vanilla at the same time as I take prolonged sips of this wine. If you really want to know what this wine is, just ask.
Well, anyway, I finished my prepping and was starting to relax when I began to wonder about meat processors. After all, what is Thanksgiving without meat? I am cooking both turkey and cow this year, in case you were wondering. Below is the monthly chart of Tyson Foods (TSN). Get ready to get your Lady Gaga on. If you do not understand the correlation between Lady Gaga and meat, well, you are culturally retarded, American style. You must read read my “Today’s News You Can’t Use” post every morning to find useful cocktail conversation and stay socially relevant.
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