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Apologies, I’ve Been Remiss

I hope you did not “remiss” me too much, but it’s been a busy couple of days.  It gets like that around here.

Some of you may be wondering to yourselves “Gee Jake, why aren’t you tying a makeshift belt noose around your closet hanger-pipe and offing yourself with said device?”  

Well, if the market was all that mattered, I might be at that stage.  Luckily, we had a big “win” today at the office which (fingers crossed) could mean significant replenishment of the old bullshit trading account.   All’s the better if we get this closed before year end, so I don’t have to give it all to Obama.

In short, all I can say is, yet again, “thank God I don’t do this for a living.”  I have increasing admiration for the Fly’s, Alphas, GW’s and Cajun’s who do (if Cajun does in fact do this for a living, heh!).     

I will have some actual market commentary later tonight, where I’ll look at a couple more long term plays, but in the mean time, please enjoy these pictures of my Big Red Ass.

(Jake-rony: that first shot if from a Union website.  Chortle)

 

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Special Message Delivery to the Far East: Screw China!

Others do not!Some bikers take chances

So it turns out that the Chinese Orympic delegation was somewhat “put off” because some of our American cycling athletes decided to try to keep their lungs in “better than Marlboro Man” shape for their competition by “masking up” (prudently) upon arrival in the Smoke Barrel that is Beijing.  Here’s the related article.

So of course, our US Olympic Committee, obviously in fear of getting “The Jack Bauer treatment” gets all “we so solly” and shit, and then writes a letter of apology for these guys. Can you imagine what that looked like?

“Um… yeah, sorry Chinese Authoritah dudes, but no one told us we’d be time machining back to Early Industrial Yorkshire, ovah heah, so we took some preliminary precautions. The US Olympic Committee presently lip-locked to your ass had no knowledge of this shameful act, we assure you. We’ll endeavor to breathe as little as possible outdoors for the remains of our trip. Yours truly, etc. etc.”

My view? Just because you managed to pay off the most corrupt politically compromised body in the globe (sorry Mr. Anan, perhaps next year) and “land” the Orympics as your showcase for the “new China” (press and internet access restricted, of course) does not mean that the athletes who choose to participate need to subject themselves to Dickensian coal mine conditions unassisted in order for you to “save face.” Move your events to Inner Mongolia if you don’t want the world to know your shit is smoggier than an Atlanta Airport Smoker’s lounge, sans the fat people. Leave the guys risking lung cancer alone.

Further reading on the “Pollution Olympics” from the WSJ.

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What’s a Fellah To Do? (Mournful Song o’ the Night)

On a day like today, you can’t really do anything but check your ammo, clean your guns, and get a good night’s sleep. If you are a conviction trader, then you have to stick with that conviction, or risk going crazy. This kind of “spring is busting out all over” rally has happened before, and I knew it would happen again. Somehow, I’m a little more peaceful about it this time.

Make no mistake, there are still dents in my wall, as my beloved [[SKF]] visits its recent lows, and all that shiny money I’d made in [[FXP]] and [[EEV]] melts away. Still worse are my many bank shorts, which are knee-capping me like an IRA Provisional in a Belfast alleyway.

As well, my Chesapeake Energy Corporation [[CHK]] fib gamble (remember $45 being the 61.8% retrace?) treads water. Even my alleged “hedges” weren’t much help today, with bio-babies Auxilium Pharmaceuticals, Inc. [[AUXL]] , Valeant Pharmaceuticals International [[VRX]] and Amgen, Inc. [[AMGN]] doing “meh” at best.

Why I held off grabbing some Humana Inc. [[HUM]] I don’t know why. I also like Rage’s Almost Family, Inc. [[AFAM]] idea as well, as it follows the “Collect the Old Fugger/Soylent Green” revenue model like Humana.

In the “Firefly’s Ass Bright Spot” Department, thanks goodness for my The Mosaic Company [[MOS]] short, which I thought was a disaster as it soared past $130 the other day, only to see it tumble to below $104 today (out at $106).

But overall, the trend is still down, and the only option I see is continue to focus on what’s falling off, here. My thesis continues to be that this is a commodity pullback rally, resulting from a combination of weak economy and “nothing left to sell.” There may be some dollar fuckery in there as well, but I don’t believe it’s going to last with the way we are exchanging “good money for bad” at the Fed window, and our trading partners being forced to raise rates due to incipient inflation they cannot afford to ignore. No, we’ll probably see this commodity cycle turn as soon as Ben has enough excuse in his pocket to lower rates once again — in an emergency bank saving gesture.

I don’t see things getting better for retail, banks and capital manufacturing here. What we may see is opportunistic acquisitions, as cash rich companies pick off competitors rather than invest in new plant and capital. “No-drill” Nancy may come back in September with another “Congressional bag o’ sweetmeats” in hand in the form of yet more helicopter checks, but I think we’ll be farting into the hurricane at that point.

Unlike in the “old days” (read: mid-nineties) all that excess printing press cash doesn’t go to fight Chinese/Indian deflation anymore, but rather pushes prices up worldwide as inflation is declared the winner in the end. The result — “Here’s your shitty $600 check, that’ll be $428.49 for that loaf of Wonder bread, please.”

Even the most hapless fuckwit knows there’s only so many 28% cash advances he can take off his credit cards before his shiny new appliances start disappearing. That means the retail trains is losing it’s wheels, even as it thinks it’s winning. I will have my vengeance on Abercrombie & Fitch Co. Abercrombie & Fitch Co. [[ANF]] once again.

Your thoughts are appreciated, either on the above, or the “Mournful Song of the Night,” one of my faves. Off to football practice.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYQWCB4rkDI 450 300]

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That’s it, no more Sesame Street for the Kids…

I mean, I’m all for their warm “message of diversity” and all that, but this is getting a bit out of hand.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIz3b1yyeqI 450 300]

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Special Message to Skiffles

From Janice and Jake:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_xvPNTkBE 450 300]

Special Update: Skiffles spent five days walking it’s “golden ratio” retrace of 61.8%, and has broken down today to revisit its July 23rd recent lows.

Beneath here, “there be dragons.”

Off to guzzle some cyanide.

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