iBankCoin
Joined Jan 1, 1970
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Turd is about to flush himself

Well, right about now, my portfolio of shit is terrible. I have nine positions and only two are in my favor right now. This is what happens when you think you can catch every swing. Being bearish, I had taken a few long positions because I thought I was better than everyone… and that’s just when hubris eats you alive.

The only thing that seems to be up in this shit market is NFLX on an app release. Are fucking kidding me? I am going to go murder someone. Maybe I’ll stream some B horror movie to get a shitty idea how to do it.

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3 comments

  1. turd

    update: fucking FTK is the strongest position in my portfolio. fuck.

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  2. Reality_Bites

    My sympathies. Take the loss, get short, we’re headed to 990ish by middle of next week.

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  3. turd

    yeah, never been one for punishment. i think i’ll hold em until after GDP. i’m thinking we might rally unless its god awful number… such as negative… which is entirely possible.

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