iBankCoin
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Watch for Skullduggery

A quick note before I get on yet another plane, ovah heah.  I think something’s going on with commodities (including the big three, oil, gold and silver)  and commodity stocks strengthening while [[SKF]] has it’s muttonchops shaved. 

Look for further Bernakean trickfuckery in either the “Save Fannie Mae [[FNM]] and Freddie Mac [[FRE]] ” Movement, or in a suprise rate cut to “save the bloody banks,” man.   Something is signalling further abuse to the already-in-need-of-Social-Services U.S. Greenback. 

I don’t like the smell of this.   Luckily, my biggest positions outside of my big three ( [[SKF]] , [[FXP]] and [[EEV]] ) are in various precious metal and energy names.   Specifically, I like Chesapeake Energy Corporation [[CHK]] , Transocean Inc. [[RIG]] , Occidental Petroleum Corporation [[OXY]] in the latter, and Goldcorp Inc. (USA) [[GG]] , Royal Gold, Inc. [[RGLD]] , [[GLD]] , [[SLV]] , and Silver Wheaton Corp. (USA) [[SLW]] ovah heah.

Extra special long term fat divvy play Natural Resource Partners LP [[NRP]] as well.   Stay well whilst I fly home to Flyover, USA.

Off to pay $9.26 for a regular cawfee at the airport Starbuck’s.  Ciao for now.

 

 

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15 comments

  1. boca

    Is that toasted government cheese sandwiches I smell cooking on the grill for lunch?

    My biggest positions, which I intend to hold onto until I see what’s up with the elections are: SLV, GLD, NOV, CHK, RIO and various defense stocks.

    Glad you had a good vacay, Jake.

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  2. JakeGint

    Thanks, I am freshly exhausted and ready to get back to less demanding “work.”

    What sucks is that the FCC computer for air traffic control has allegedly crashed and we are sitting here on the tarmac now… 1.5 hours and counting.

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  3. Employee8

    Must be PNCL …

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  4. boca

    Nothing worse than just sitting around in the plane waiting, and waiting, to take off. It’s no wonder some people get antsy or claustrophobic and make a run for the exits.

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  5. Employee8

    Could never understand why they dont deplane under circumstances like this …. wasn’t there some Customer Rights bill that was initiated to prevent “getting stuck” on a grounded plane after some blizzard?

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  6. Danny

    Godspeed Jake.

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  7. JakeGint

    I am now stuck in DC awaiting my “connection.” Apparently every flight in the whole universe was delayed except for our direct connection, which left exactly on time, and 15 minutes before we arrived.

    I could pull someone’s eyeballs out with a straw right now.

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  8. Danny

    I’d pay to see someone do that, just out of morbid curiosity. You’d have to use a regular straw, not the ones with the flex-neck because I don’t think they’d be able to withstand the force it would take to effectively gouge a grown man’s eye.

    Unless, by “pull” you meant that you would affix the straw to a man’s eye and suck the other end of the straw so hard the dude’s eye would pop out. If that’s what you meant, I’d rather not see that, although it’s still moderately cool.

    Make it home felony free, for iBC.

    Unless of course “Free Jake in ’08” shirts get hot for our aborted e-clothing deal.

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  9. boca

    I have to admit that my first thought on reading Jake’s post was: “Make sure to get that on your phone cam for us.” We’ll never tell.

    Jake will be verry glad to get back home I think.

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  10. DPeezy

    Jake is just trying to be like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

    Let us know when you meet Catherine-Zeta. Now that I would like to see on the phone-cam.

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  11. JakeGint

    I finally got home. It was a giant clusterfuck but at least the “replacement plane” was not crowded.

    The 2 year old, however was not amused. Nor was he “amusing.”

    The best simile I could make is when you put water on those cute little gremlin things at night.

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    Oh, and Danny, no gouging… merely apply commercial grade plastic straw to victim’s eyeball and sluuuuuuurp!

    Pop! Out, out vile jelly!

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  12. JakeGint

    Osi out for the year, Strahan not coming back.

    Another miracle needed for my “Miracle Giants.”

    Funny one coming up.

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  13. JakeGint

    Whaddaya know?

    They were not bullshitting about that FAA terminal crash!

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  14. DPeezy

    lol, get ready for more Eli Face!

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  15. JakeGint

    Wasn’t much “Eli Face” at my house when he threw this beauty, biatch!

    (Actual footage of Jake house)

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