Friday, March 19th, 2010

 
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
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Forget about your regular run of the mill “Denningerite-Goldman Sachs” conspiracies, I think there are heavier machinations afoot.  
Let’s take this Old Dominion win over the weurthies (sic) at Golden Domer Land ( that’s “Notre Dame” to you foreign debils).  Obviously someone has spiked the Gatorade in the Southern bracket, as fellow Big East weurthy Villanova [...]

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I don’t often talk about the University of Kentucky on this site, being a “mostly” Louisville Cardinals fan (and they don’t like it much around here when you’re “both.”  You might as like to try to “borry” from a man’s still instead).   However, UK freshman, SEC “Player of the Year,” “Newcomer of the Year,” and quite possibly [...]

“More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.” – Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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Woody Allen once said “80% of success is just showing up.” To some extent that’s true, as reliability [...]

Note, upper left corner — “The Perfect Sammich”
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To the chagrin of Bears and cash horders everywhere, the unemployment numbers were magically re-arranged in unicorn land to gallop forth and match the pixie-dust retail fabulations we got yesterday.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to take this moment to thank The Gap Inc. (GPS: 23.31 0.00%) [...]

 
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I don’t have a lot of time, as I’m “leaving on a jet plane” from Minnesota South, also known as Palm Beach County, Florida, to warmer climes in the Bluegrass region.   Also dealing with some family issues, not the least being my wife’s tolerance for “vacation” with our four kids — “not to exceed five [...]

Helpless Feeb Trading, FTW! (Or Not)
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I don’t usually go for the whole gloating thing, as it’s unkind, and generally karmically challenging.
I’ll make an exception this one time, however.  Call it karmic recognition if you will.   Much to the cognitively challenged’s chagrin, (SLV: 17.08 0.00%) is triumphant once again, after many weeks of representing [...]