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My world– it is broken.  I cannot tell up from down, black from white, cockatiel from northern tufted sparrow.

Fitty took Quaddafi Blood Money!

Fitty took Khadaffy Blood Money!

Ah haaaaah…  Fitteeeee  took the fuggin’ Choiduffy Blood Money!

(and so did Beyonce too!)

Where, where oh Lord, has the world gone off kilter when childhood heroes like this turn to ashes in our eyes?  Who now can we look to to fill the Muppets Tree Float on the Thanksgiving Day Parade route?  Who will take the opposite of Lil Wayne’s “Douglas” in the best stovepiped 16th Presidential fashion in the Annual Rapper’s Lincoln-Douglas Debates Re-enactments?

Who??

Warren Gee, where have you gone, man?

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Listen, that shit is all funny and everything but I was up over 3.5% in my stock portfolio and 27% in my option portfolio today, so I can afford to make light fun of a bunch of zillionaire celebrities taking more millions off a bloodthirsty murdering thug dictator who was personally responsible for the deaths of 190 of our fellow citizens, not to mention a schoolboy friend of mine, over the skies of Lockerbie, Scotland.

But let’s not play, that shit is pretty fucked up.   I’m sure there were quite a few celebrities who did the song and dance thing for old Adolph when he was in his prime, but I’m going to doubt it was after he started marching Tribesman off into the woods for target practice.

Curtis, what the fuck were you thinking?

Continue to purchase SLW, EXK, ANV, RGLD, EGO, etc.  We are on the thin end, yet.  Pax.

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Because there’s absolutely no question in my mind that Aaron Rodgers is a God-fearing, red-blooded Republican Gentleman, and Ben Roethlisberger, QB of the Steeltown Steelers, is an unweurthy (sic) slovenly rapine delinquent, and most likely a straight union ticket voter.

Besides, I am of the mind that only teams that once employed the Great Vince Lombardi should be allowed to acquire and maintain one of his glorious Super Bowl trophies.

Excepting the Redskins, of course.

Carry on, and remember, keep it safe this Superbowl and don’t drink and abuse your significant others too much this year.

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[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR5MweSZjbc&NR=1 450 300]

(Great Mash-up… dig the Vuvezelas, too!)

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Oh that’s just excellent.   The Republicans win the biggest House sweep since the Coolidge Era (63 seats) and then go full Barney Frank belly up to the Messiah on the Great Tax Cut Showdown.

Sure, they kept the Bush 2003 Tax Cuts…

For two whole years!   Someone with an economic brain in their head please tell me… what does that do exactly?   How in the heck do these morons in Congress expect anyone in honest business to plan for anything with the Tax Sword of Damocles hanging over their head again for another two years?   

It’s the Uncertainty, idiots!   I think I shall propose an Amendment to the Constitution that might save us all heartache…. I will propose that every Congresscritter get at least 10 hours in university-level economics, with Econ 101 being mandatory in the syllabus.  

And what’s the icing on the cake?  

No, no… I mean besides Obama getting another chance to spout his tele-prompted class warfare inanities over and over (he is SO tedious) to the increasingly skeptical (and sparse) television audience…

No, the icing is this 13-months (yes, MONTHS!) of additional unemployment bennies agreed to by the spaghetti noodle “GOP Leadership” along with this useless extension.    Yeah, that oughtta REALLY help knock down the unemployment rate.   Just like it’s done in Europe, the original mother land of the Permanant 10% Loafing Community.

Hey, who cares, right?   The other 90% of the working stiff community will pay for it, right?   And hey, think of the incentive all those business owners have to try to entice those toadsuckers off the dole with their TWO WHOLE YEARS of low capital gains rates!  

Seriously, it’s days like this that could drive a sensible citizen — one who believes in the true and original precepts of this country — to bleak despair.

And please, fellow conservatives, don’t come back to me with the following trope: “This will be great for the Republicans!  Now we KNOW unemployment will be 12% in 2012, and we can GUARANTEE Barack is done and gone!”

Sorry, Homey don’t play that schist.   I am a citizen of this beautiful country first and foremost, and if my party’s leaders are playing this two year collapse as a gaming strategy, then in my book they are as DONE as Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the useless sods in Congress.

Six weeks after the election and already I’m getting my firehouse out.   Time to ream out the Augean Stables once again!

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All of the above will only continue to crucify the dollar on a cross of paper mache, but that is little solace to me.   I sold some EXK today and more of my AGQ, but left everything else be.   I will likely continue to trim tomorrow, for reasons mentioned on Sunday night.

All of these moves are temporary, and completed in order to raise cash for reinvestment after an expected pullback in the soon to be vastly popular PM markets.

My heart aches.

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My elation at Representative Mark Kirk’s taking President O’Bama’s seat in the Irish Districts of Chicago, Illinois away from the Democrat “Gangstah Bankah” Alexi Giannoulias, is somewhat tempered by the news that Senate Leader Harry Reid and the SEIU have managed to steal the elections once again in Nevada.

I have no further comment, save to say that we’ve much work to do, now that this piece of scum — who stood in the well of the Senate and said the Iraq War was “lost” while we had troops under fire — is back in his seat.

We must march on, that is all.

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UPDATE: Republicans have “officially” taken the 39 seats necessary to take control of the House…  with an overall projection total of about 60 seats, according to Fox Snooze.

Three times three!  

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

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Pre-Keith Era

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Forgive me if I indulge in a bit of schadenfreude, but I am just revelling in this discussion on MessNBC between usually insane Lawrence O’Donnell and the rock hard komissarette Rachel Maddow, who in my mind is the second coming of Madame DeFarge (The Tale of Two Cities Jacobin head chopping villainess).

O’Donnell is basically shooting down Maddow’s lame excuse that Speech Eater Russ Feingold is losing tonight because he was somehow “outspent,” — as if his multiple term incumbancy and the ownership of the big Wisaconsin newspapers and universities means nothing.  I have to say, it’s refreshing to hear a lib make an honest comment once in a while, but it’s even more of a cherry on top that he is slapping down Maddow’s excuses at the same time.

I know nobody watches the Mess, so you have me to thank for enduring it for a couple of minutes in order to bring you that slice of apple pie.   In summary — I’d remind my fellow Reps that one of our strongest advantages is that most of these loops are spending 24-7 in a dream world of their own contrivance.

Whatever the case, I am glad that at least one-half of McCain-Feingold is out the door.   May all Speech Eaters meet the same fate, should they dare to attack any of the Bill of Rights.

Especially the whole quartering of troops thing.  I hate when they insist on that.

Fraud Alert:  Breaking news is reporting that they’ve had a “power outage” in one of the big electoral districts in Nevada, making it difficult to start counting the vote.   Meanwhile, MessNBC reports that the Reid campaign is “quietly confident” about their chances tonight.   No looking behind that curtain now, plebs! — that the infamous public sector union, the SEIU is in charge of all the election machinery in the greater Vegas area has NOTHING to do with this scenario.

I assure you, sirs!

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Rubio crushes in Florida, beating out upstart asshat infiltrator Charlie Crist, who will now have trouble getting elected emu-catcher in South Florida. Better yet, evil jerk Alan Grayson (D-FL), of Trader Caddy’s district, just went down by about 20 percentage points. He is now free to contract on as Keith Olbermann’s sidekick on Mess-NBC.

On the sad side of the ledger, Joe Manchin (D-WV) is being called for the win in West Virginia, taking on the Dead Klansman’s seat and retaining it for the Dems.    This one hurts, as the GOP was hoping to take the whole Cap & Trade issue to the hoop in West Virginia.   Manchin, wisely, noted the polls and quickly made a commercial showing him shooting the bill with a rifle, and thereby retained the seat.   I scheiss you not.

The interesting point of the above win, however, is that Manchin– who is only elected to serve out the Klansman’s final two years — will have to run again in 2012,.   It’s quite possible, therefore, that we can add him to the GOP roles anyway, as he will have to run anti-Obama in every Senate vote just to survive.   Note well — Cap & Trade (an attack on coal dependent WV) and Healthcare have left Obama with a 29% approval rating in West Virginia.

Also, closer to the home of JakeGint, the horrid leftist John Yarmouth (D-KY) has retained his seat as well.   I feel this is an unfortunate loss in a critical year, and the result of a good, but inexperienced opponent on the Rep side.   Listen, Louisville (the bulk of KY-3) is a pretty liberal town, and also a union town, but we are not as liberal as this Obama lackey, this silver spoon plutocrat, Yarmouth.   We will work hard to send him home with Obama in 2012.

The bonus, is that over the river, in Southern Indiana, Baron Hill (D-IN), went down in flames, after running a particularly nasty campaign full of ridiculous and expensive tv ads.   Todd Young should be there for years to come, as he is a strong Marine, and prosecutor with a great family and a great attitude.   Read more about him here.  

More news as it comes….

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Breaking: The Corrupt son of a Corrupt Bastage,  Andrew Cuomo wins the governorship in New York.  Palladino goes back to the Clown Circus.  Also, the eminently corrupt Chuck “the Schmuck” Schumer also wins, along with cutie Kristin Gillenbrand, also, unfortunatley, a Democrat.

Synopsis: My home state is freaking doomed.

Update:  Congratulations to my friend and fellow conservative Mr. Cain Thaler, who once again, enjoys a Republican governor — Rick Snyder, for the win in Michigan!

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