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The Real 100% True Life Reasons to Vote for Hillary Clinton

You may have read about various DNC conspiracies to get Hillary elected or you may have heard about an alleged sex crime cover-up that Hillary enabled and you might be thinking, “Is this who I want representing our National Brand?” Please proceed to throw that cognitive dissonance out because I am here to set you straight and guide you toward the land of milk and honey.

Please consider the fact that Hillary has a goal of a Borderless America. Speaking with a Brazilian bank Hillary stated that her “dream is a hemispheric common market with open trade and borders.” Now, I don’t know about you but as a college educated salaried American that sounds absolutely glorious. Imagine a world where 1099 wage earning Americans making $2800 per month compete directly against Peruvian and Chilean workers that earn approximately $550 per month. Hillary will help make this dream a reality by urging congress to sign TPP into law just as she did with NAFTA. Remember, Obama sought to expedite TPP by placing it on fast track status. It will be Hillary’s job to see it through.

Now for some of you this might sound like legalese but just know it will be splendid for our 401Ks and shares of VTSMX. Lower wages and outsourced jobs = Higher corporate profit margins. Don’t believe me? Well, just watch super liberal Robert Reich explain how shareholders like us will make off like bandits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O_Sbbeqfdw

Some of you might be all high and mighty thinking, “Building wealth at the expense of blue-collar Americans. I have a problem with that.” For the people with a conscience, I think it is time for you to re-frame your perspective. Wage class earners are just like the one-dimensional stereotype that you see on the teevee. Ignorant and foolish portrayed as President Obama himself once said, “clinging to their guns and religion.” Deplorable? Sure whatever. Just insert any self-serving dogma as you please because the sneering mockery of the blue-collar worker is DESERVED.

Ok, so now that you have gotten past the “feeling guilty thing.” Let’s get back to the bottom-line. Start imagining dollar signs right now because IT GETS EVEN BETTER. You see Obama signed a little known law into effect called “Obamacare.” It is the crown jewel for those of us that are on the path toward a high net-worth. If you haven’t figured it out yet: You can retire with an extremely high net-worth and you can receive healthcare absolutely FREE. Don’t believe me? Famed blogger Mr. Money Mustache can explain it better than I so I won’t bother to go into all the details (see link below). Some of you might say, “Technically it’s not free” because it is subsidized by wage earners but remember these are the same people clinging to archaic ideas like religion and patriotism. These people are practically asking for it!

You might be thinking that this is just too good to be true because Hillary has declared herself against TPP on a debate stage and has also said she will be going after the wealthy. Well, have no fear they are just words to appease The Third Estate because in front of a wall street audience Hillary said that to be “successful, politically” you “need both a public and private position” on policy.

Friends, the choice is clear. Hillary is a dream candidate that allows people in my position to live a life of high net worth all while accessing free healthcare. She is far better prepared to push my agenda and that is why #IMWITHHER.

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5 comments

  1. Dr. Fly

    First post in the bedraggled basement of Barry.

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  2. helicopter ben

    I’m confused, are you just trolling and frog is actually the only person on this whole site who is pro Hillary or are you serious about that open-borders Obamacare stuff being good?

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  3. clarkevii

    This is real. 100% Real True Life

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  4. frog

    Helicopter Ben, yes I seem to be the only person on the site who is pro Hillary. The others have left or were banned. In fact, I am still banned from commenting on Fly’s posts myself.

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  5. ironbird

    Someone has never been to a ghetto. Please stop by and try it out.

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