How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Status Quo

I’ve been reading the posts in Donald’s Penthouse.

WHAT A SNOOZE FEST THAT PLACE IS.

The last post I read was something along the lines of voting for Trump to preserve equal opportunity and the other was a millennial that doesn’t realize how good he has it. Blah, blah, blah…

Fascinating, I’m sure.

Here in Barry’s Basement we address the real hard hitting issues us neo-liberals want to focus on. Like, how do we cash in on a Hillary Presidency?

Anyway, I took time to post my endorsement on a favorite left-leaning financial forum. Let’s go see what my rich “liberal” friends thought about my endorsement. You can read my endorement here.

The quotes below contain selected responses from the members who focus on FIRE or Financially Independent Retired Early for the newbs.

The first gent wants free trade for the unselfish reason of: MAH investments (extra Eric Cartmen). Also, Obamacare is a GIFT to the independently wealthy.

This millionaire has no problem receiving $15,000 per year in ACA subsides and says, “Once you stop working for a living being a democrat is kinda fun.”

And finally DON’T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME. Being financially independent while receiving subsides for ACA is just like driving on public roads.

So fellow distinguished gents of iBankCoin, with Hillary soon to be our impending Commander-And-Chief you have two options:

When in Rome it and do as Hillary Clinton staffers: “Take the Money”

Or don’t. Be stubborn and head toward the path of extreme degeneracy.

If you choose option two please make sure you do the patriotic thing: pay the highest taxes possible all while paying exorbitant cable TV bills. The fancy cable TV packages will help keep you placated and content with living a high tax / high consumption lifestyle.

Remember, it is the status quo that helps my VTSMX. Stop worrying and learn to love it.

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