I’m writing this post ahead of time and putting it in the vault. Er, rather, the time stamp, so it will pop up on Expiration morning.
When I went to “press” (or if you prefer, went to sleep) there were rumblings the SEC was going to ban short sales. I assume new short sales. But for all I know all stock shorters were rounded up overnight and sent to some holding station in Belarus, while all long sellers will now be forced to fill out a full W-2 form for each sale, as well as one page, single-spaced written essay explaining why exactly you would like to sell your stock. Approval should come in the snail mail within 6 weeks of when the government receives your paper work.
News or not though, remember that SPX options expire on the opening print today. Opening print being a calculated price based on where each SPX component opens. So for anyone who has expiring SPX positions, VERY tricky to hedge. Basically if you’re short and the SPX moves against you pre-market, you’re chasing. Gamma is effectively 100 on every option as it gets near the money, so it’s the perfect time to announce some sort of new Gov’t action to get maximal impact.
And while we’re at it, how about a quick primer on Ways Someone Big And Evil Enough to Go Short Enough Stock That He Can Cause His Own Meltdown Can Still Make Bearish Bets Without Ever Shorting a Share. Prices may vary. We’ll soon see how exactly this new rule will impact everything.
He can buy puts.
He can buy puts and short calls.
He can buy puts and short calls on the exact same strike and expiration and have virtually the exact same position as if he shorted stock.
He can buy DEEEEEEEP puts and stock, and then bang out his long stock.
He can short an ETF like the XLF and then buy the stocks in the basket he doesn’t want to be short.
Want to ban shorting ETF’s too? He can buy the SKF and get double the fun and again, buy the component stocks he doesn’t want to be short.
He can short Single Stock Futures (hat tip Don Fishback).
I could go on. Chime in if you have more.
Notice none of these things need a plus tick either.
In other words, you and I will get inconvenienced by each and every new impediment they put up, but nothing short of dumping Short Players in water and seeing if they can float (credit to Paul Kedrosky on that one) will ultimately stop them from making bearish bets.
As if that’s a desirable goal to begin with.
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