“The stock market can be sent higher or lower with the funding from a days liquidity pool from one of our ketchup facilities in Bangalore.”
–BEAS, March 1st, 2000 (in a televised interview with China’s Xinhua News Agency, discussing the markets internal mechanics for manipulative means).
Lies!
It is common knowledge that there are no “ketchup” factories in Bangalore. “Tomato sauce” or “dead horse,” if you will.
http://www.bangaloremonkey.com/2007/03/maggi-ketchup-horror.html
That’s fucked up. What’s next, ketchup curry??