It’s V.King time…”Riches and Bitches”

O.K. the market “seems” to be headed in the right direction…Feels like the girl you picked up at the bar is starting to grind your man meat…But why? I’m guessing that she’s a typical whore who wants your money… and although you’ll get some action…be careful. To get the Riches man you got to fuck the Bitches…treat this market like the slut she is…Don’t fall in love…If you wanna get some …Make sure you wear protection…

I just put a little option play together on the VXX…Just in case …don’t want to get “Market Herpes”…

Another V.King win…Yes I might have lost my gains on OMER and getting my dick chopped off on PWAV and my FB short (closed it out at the close yesterday) but nice earnings on CHK is helping my Fruit Punch Creatine shake go down a little easier…

Not to mention PWR and IDCC…

Take a deep breath and know that the worst is over. If Romney picks Ryan,Jindall or Rubio the market will go up 25% if he picks McDonnell 15% and Portman or Pawlenty 3%…

The gods have decided…0Bama is out…All is not lost…

Damn you John Mayer…Yes he did fuck and dump Jennifer Aniston circa 2008…

Also Admin thanks for uploading a picture of the V.Kingdom’s Venus Summer Palace

Does anyone listen to this drivel?? Why do they put her on every time to spin the job numbers ?? Oh wait I know…NBC enough said…

Go PWR!!!!

8.3% unemployement…A HOLY Fuck you America…Geez if the media was even a little fair this guy ( 0bama ) would have a 12% approval rate…(Socialist,Felon, Communist voter block) 

Alf you pompous putze… Go fuck your hand…Who the hell gave you the distinction or right to determine what makes a good financial blog…plus unless you bench your body weight your opinion has no value

And finally you Mr. Mayer…I could care less about Katie Perry and her giant tits and forehead…I still can’t get over the fact that you were banging Jessica Simpson circa Dukes of Hazzard…I hate you Mayer!

Two thoughts….

“Why does John Mayer get to put his cock into every Hollywood Starlet”?

“If The V.King hates the market why would he BUY 10,000 shares of PWR”?

I really can’t answer the first question…but PWR is so fucking JUICY…

Remember when America’s illustrious premier Comrade Obama told us G.M. bond holders to go stick our faces into meat grinders and that we had no rights to the debt we bought? That was a good trick.

Profits fell 41% in the second quarter as troubles in Europe undercut strong sales in North America.

America’s largest automaker made $1.5bn in the second quarter of 2012, compared with $2.5bn for the same period last year. Revenue fell to $37.6bn from $39.4bn in the second quarter of 2011. The results exceeded analysts’ estimates, but further underlined Europe’s drag on the economy.

“Our results in North America were solid, but we clearly have more work to do to offset the headwinds we face, especially in regions like Europe and South America,” said GM chairman and CEO Dan Akerson. “Despite the challenging environment, GM has now achieved 10 consecutive quarters of profitability, which is a milestone the company has not achieved in more than a decade.” Maybe they should just let people get car leases without doing any credit checks because that would be “fairer”…

I might be late for the party but I have added a new SHORT to my portfolio….FB…I’m only looking for a dollar or two but like when AOL started it was a cool concept stock…As a private company very sexy fun but sitting in a boardroom trying to figure how to generate revenue isn’t fun or sexy.

Buy an hold is boring but in some cases well worth the pain. I’ve traded IOC since Phil was begging for financing at “piker lunches” hosted by the Queen Snur… But the fact is the stock has performed and is going higher. IDCC is a different story, selling my entire position in the high 50’s felt real good…still does….but would it surprise me to see that stock 80pts higher…NO…Hence i’m seriously looking for a long term hold. 1 block of stock, 2-5 year time horizon…so I write this looking for your ideas…

415lbs was successfully lifted once by The V.King at 4:45pm without a suit or sleeve. In other weightlifting news…

North Korean Olympians appear to know the secret of their success. (4 medals…3 gold) After he produced an Olympic record to take gold in the 62kg weightlifting, Kim Un Guk credited the influence of the nation’s relatively new leader, Kim Jong-un, who is either 28 or 29, as the deciding factor: “I won first place because the shining supreme commander Kim Jong-un gave me power and courage.”

Similarly, Mr Om, who was triumphant in the 56kg weightlifting category, said: “My medal is due to the warm love and consideration of General Kim Jong-il and comrade Kim Jong-un.”

SAVE deal looks interesting at the open…9.4 mm shares