2012 TRADING RULES (based onThe Rules of Fight Club)

1st RULE: You do not short AAPL

2nd RULE: You DO NOT short AAPL

3rd RULE: If someone says “VXX” or goes limp, taps out – the trade is over.

4th RULE: Only two traders to a fight – bull vs. bear.

5th RULE: One trade at a time.

6th RULE: No margin please.

7th RULE: Market will go up for as long as it has to.

8th RULE: If this is your first trading year – enjoy.. it doesn’t get better than this.

PS: Back to printing money, that is all I do all day long.

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