By the power of Kiji Kiji Kiji, I command myself to NEW ALL-TIME HIGHS, and MORE!!

I’m going dungeon crawling while the getting is good. When I emerge, from the layers of hell, I will be clad in glowing armor; also leaving a gentle little trail of fire on the ground as I walk, gracefully.

Fuck the useless yellow metal. I’m not batting a eyelash. It’s a hard decision, but gold is a worldly metal, to be enjoyed on the surface. I am going underground. I could engage gold, however I have a clear and definite goal in mind. Using the power stone of the S&P I am transforming my account into a an incomprehensible (because notoriously large sized) account. What will happen if I decide to foray into gold, half assuredly, is my ass will be fully served back to me on a platinum platter (no cocaine).

Soon the towns people will be gathering together, wearing yellow robes, to worship the influence the golden statue has put upon their minds. They will paint the fences, and the exteriors of their houses yellow. They will gather in the “Yellow Hall”, and perform rituals for the statue. They will attack, and subdue intruders, with tenacious veracity. They will paint their cows yellow.

As I emerge from the otherside of this dungeon, into the valley near your stupid town, I will infiltrate the town hall and destroy the statue, and returning the sky to its usual blueish hue.

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