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That’s “Ms. Liukin” If Ya Nasty

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Congrats to possibly the best looking all-around gymnastics gold medalist ever, no matter the country.   

Definitely the best name ever.   KGB Dad, what were you thinking?

 

Posted by The Chart Addict on Friday, August 15, 2008 at 1:05 am 
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19 Responses to “That’s “Ms. Liukin” If Ya Nasty”
  1. DPeezy says:
    August 15, 2008 at 4:27 am

    Her full name is Anastasia. Fill in the blank to your liking & pedophilia-level as to why her nickname rhymes with nasty.

    Never a big fan of the Russian facial features, I was rooting for the cute/bouncy/spunky Shawn Johnson who, despite having a man’s name, is fun to watch.

    All-in-all, a great day for the USandA at the Olympics.

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  2. Cathy Riggs says:
    August 15, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Will somebody please call security and let them know that “Uncle Jake” has been hanging around again.

    You’ll find him near this gymnast
    http://www.nastialiukin.com/photos/01woga/pic001.jpg
    http://www.nastialiukin.com/photos/01woga/pic006.jpg
    http://www.nastialiukin.com/photos/03woga/pic007.jpg

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  3. mrkcbill says:
    August 15, 2008 at 9:55 am

    Alicia Sacromone …game over.

    Two sports that can be eliminated tomorrow how bout Synchronized Male Diving–that shit is gayer than a bus full of Louganis’s–

    Men’s Volleyball ..WTF– not that there is anything wrong with it.

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  4. JakeGint says:
    August 15, 2008 at 11:16 am

    Men’s volleyball is a great sport, both beach and team, though I prefer the latter.

    What are you, 97?

    ___________

    Btw, Nasty is 19, you dirty minded paedophiles.

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  5. DPeezy says:
    August 15, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Oh good, then my sins (despite her genetically inferior Russian facial features) are washed clean.

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    What’s wrong with volleyball?? At the Olympic level, it consists of smacking the shit out of ball, right at the opposing players. It’s good entertainment. Also, on the women’s side, the ‘uniforms’ are top notch.

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  6. JakeGint says:
    August 15, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Peezy,

    Totally agree. I am not that turned off by the exotic East Euopean severe look (did you get a look at her mom, btw– also not bad), but what got me cheering for her was her ultimate gracefulness. She’s like a throwback.

    The little chipmunk is cute and all, but she moves like a fullback, and will likely look like one by the time she’s Nasty’s age.

    Agree as well on volleyball… I think it’s ten times more exciting to watch than soccer, or even baseball/softball.

    KC was obviously scarred by PE-inspired Newcomb Ball as a kid or something.

    Horrible game.

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  7. DPeezy says:
    August 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    lol @ Newcomb Ball.

    ______

    The mom was not bad; clearly living the American Dream, with her fake boobies straining against the glittering/rhinestone-adorned t-shirt. And only 38. Niiice.

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  8. Chris says:
    August 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    http://www.theledger.com/article/20080729/NEWS/807290482

    Not a real american and yeah she’s nasty in a bad way.

    America doesnt need a Russian to win a gold medal we are already on top!

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  9. JakeGint says:
    August 15, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Hey Chris, don’t be a dick. We’re a nation of immigrants ovah heah.

    Wouldn’t have it any other way. Take a couple of classes in economics and demographics and you’ll see why it’s such a boon.

    Or, hang on to the Klan hood and grab another beer from the fridge. Whatever.

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  10. JakeGint says:
    August 15, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Here’s Mama, on the ribbon.

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  11. JakeGint says:
    August 15, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Complete bullshit, compared to real gymnastics, btw.

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  12. Danny says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    laziest. king. ever.

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  13. JakeGint says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    You cannot Rush genius.

    Oh, and go fuck a choleric goat, wouldja?

    ____

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  14. Danny says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    See this watch?

    That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing. Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don’t like it, leave.

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  15. JakeGint says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    I memorized those lines before you shat your first Huggies, pup.

    Don’t abuse the Mamet.

    ___

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  16. chivasontherocks says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    shit Danny, can i get some of that weed to go with my chivas.

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  17. JakeGint says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    Chivas,

    He’s quoting from the Alec Baldwin speech in David Mamet’s Glengarry Glenross, quite possibly one of the finest plays of the twentieth century, and — amazingly — made into an Oscar caliber movie with a great cast (Jack Lemmon, Al Pacino, Ed Harris, Alan Arken and even a younger Kevin Spacey.)

    If you have not seen it, you should run to your Netflix/Blockbuster account and rent it tomorrow!

    Seriously, a play/film all salesman should see.

    And as I’ve always said — if you are working, you are in sales.

    Go get it, it’s awesome. Here’s the scene:

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  18. chivasontherocks says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    that was great

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