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Nominated for “Best All Time Song with Worst Video of Prospect Park, circa 1991”
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To gauge for yourself if I’m having an “approachable day” or not, you can now repair to the wholly representative Pat Boone Metal Page for a safety-conscious review.
If things are bright green over there– like a Springtime Shamrock Shake Party at Ralph Nader’s house in Galway — you’d be able to walk up and hand me an Obama hymnal with little chance I’d even go thin-lipped on you, never mind laying you low with a carotid chop to your whoreson neck as you’d fully deserve.
However, if things are as violent a red over there as Pammie Anderson’s tuchus at a Tommie Lee “bring-your-own-cricket-bat” lingerie party you might want to be a bit more circumspect. Silent, even.
Because as much as I may hide it here, with my cool equanamity and Mad-Men inspired pork-pie hat, I’m all a-scramble inside when my beloved metal friends do the snake dance of volatility.
And these strumpets have been volatile lately, as strumpets are wont.
On days like these, however, the addition of account zeroes to my tally only makes me look upon these assets with more fondness and father-like mirth. Tonight, I promise you I shall chuckle to myself as I stuff my certificates into silk pillows and hide them in my upstairs attic, next to Aunt Ida’s skeleton, where the “revenooers” will never find them.
Don’t get any ideas, whoresons, she was a 40-year Anatomical Sales Associate for Barr Labs before retiring to Winter Garden. She left me that sample as a wedding present.
Today’s coin banquet included the Brutish Doubler, [[AGQ]] , the loverly [[CDE]] , the timid yet precocious [[EXK]] and the schizophrenic girlfriend of silver miners — Hecla Mining Company [[HL]] .
If you’re sensing a pattern that “junk” silver is heating up, well, give yourself a pre-’64 Washington quarter. But just one, as they’re dear to me.
Even the more traditional Jacksonian silvers did well today, however, and you should be “A-lways B-e C-losing” on Silver Wheaton Corp. (USA) [[SLW]] , [[PAAS]] and Silver Standard Resources Inc. (USA) [[SSRI]] like that fat-ass Alec Baldwin closes in on a jelly doughnut that’s rolled off the catering cart.
On the gold side, the price of gold was up $14 (1.4%) today, (as opposed to volatile silver’s 2.8% increase), and the juniors showed that there might be more to come, with New Gold Inc. (USA) [[NGD]] and Northgate Minerals Corporation (USA) [[NXG]] , Rubicon Minerals Corp. (USA) [[RBY]] , Gold Fields Limited (ADR) [[GFI]] and new-comer pocket Hercules Nevsun Resources (USA) [[NSU]] tearing it up today.
Non precious, non-Jackson holdings that did well today also include [[CAR]] , Amkor Technology, Inc. [[AMKR]] and The PPT favourites (sic) [[ENTR]] and Trident Microsystems, Inc. [[TRID]] .
All in all, it was a day where I’d say I’ve earned myself a spanking new sheepdog, or a well-combed Lhaso Apso, in the least.
I predict more volatility and personal moodiness on my part, so don’t forget to check the signs before approaching. I’m still saying we ride the Jetson Rocket Sled into Christmas and feast on bull in the New Year.
Check your chinstrap, and let’s get going here. Best to you all, but see you lucky ones in The PPT.
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