Greedfeed: 95%
Shitty competition: 0%
Recount in Florida: 5%
It is unacceptable that our Blogger Network has been over taken by un-educated, bottom feeders from lower tier families whose hair do not smell of royalty and do not roll in Maybachs. Thankfully, we have a Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) here at iBC and are prepared to obliterate them and consequently, their families. There is only one other option for them to survive, they must withdrawl from the (un-winnable) race for Tabbed Blogger, and relocate to Massachusetts to live under Mormon rule. There is only one blogger here who is already a Tabbed Blogger that I read, his name will remain unspoken but he is big, grey, and has a giant fucking horn sticking out of his head to face fuck his prey. I wouldn’t know how any of the bloggers are doing in the “race,” because I only read those whose education and vocabulary are of a high brow. I am much like Cam Brady, I fuck off campaigning to drink scotch and fuck the competitions wife whilst their heads are in the icebox.
I am ready for the post Fiscal Cliff fall-out. For the last 6 months I have been digging out fox holes, equipped with laser cannons. I was taught from the fucking best of World War trench warfare, where men go to become legends, drinking only the purest black coffee, laced with gun powder and cocaine. The world as we know it will soon fade, the “normal” people in lower tax brackets will transform into zombies, bent off of food stamp cheese and a possible minimal raise of their taxes. Those in the lowest tax brackets will be the elite killers, as they are already adapted to living in poverty. Luckily I am equipped with an OSC and kill streak rewards.
The market is having its clit tickled by the housing comeback, which we have been mentioning for 6 months. It will be a main leader going into the spring of 2013, one of the things that will lead our desolate market back to victory, second only to cocaine(The Clam). Not to our surprise Detroit is falling deeper into the abyss with credit problems from this debacle, not that it was ever destined for anything better than factories for women to put cars together. State leaders are beginning to freak out, because Washington doesn’t give a shit about the state leaders and officials. They are the kids in the back of the car when Mom and Dad are fighting, having grown up talk. Obama being Mom of course, and Congress and other heads of stupid shit are Dad, slapping Mom around like a bitch housewife who only heats up teevee dinners. Maybe she should clean the fucking house(America) once and a while.
The rest of this month will continue onto be floater weeks, trying to raise spirits with song of old Saint Nick, but in secret, Santa’s elves are hard at work whittling down candy canes to stick into your eyeballs late at night after eating your milk and cookies. We will be working hard to track down his sleigh with our OSC. I have more fox holes to dig.
