Clearly the level of competition on this round of battle for tabbed blogger spot is much like the French military, just plain weak in the dick. So please spare us all the unpleasantries of looking at the list of blogs on our guest blogger network, it looks like the fucking payroll of apples foxconn factory. I’m not going to make you gasp at my amazing chart skills or technical analysis, I’m going to give it to you cold plain and hard as steel. If you absorb our knowledge here it may help you survive one more day when the world goes straight Terminator era on our ass, in which case you peons will be waiting to listen to the iBC Resistance broadcast, tucking you into bed John Connor style. If you so choose to back burn us, good luck against Arnold’s cold steel hand falcon punching you in the balls.

Other than the fact that I will be knighted to the title of Tabbed Blogger, the market will be fought against Juggernaut style to mask the fact that the “Fiscal Cliff” is coming, the people on the teevee will talk of holiday shopping and joy and retail, fuck off, its coming folks, harder than the Midnight Meat Train. This whole thing is a made up ponzi scheme by the God himself, The Clam. Whether it actually happens is irrelevant, the market will panic and go lower until the end of the year, and in the hours of us going on our annual end of the year bender, accompanied by cocaine and the finest of brandy, it will get significantly worse going into 2013. But hold-fucking-fast gents, because when this bitch finally births this man-child that has been weighing us down, we will trade up, Costanza on cocaine style. The hard part is biting our lip until the year end. We all have that addiction, but sit back, keep your profits and enjoy the circus while it is in town.

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