Contrary to what out new president has claimed, I’m not arrogant, and neither are you. Europeans just can’t help it—-they’re just asshats, with accents, of course. Therefore, I am justified in my dismissiveness.
The USA is #1. If it’s true, it ain’t bragging.
(USA! USA! USA!)
Mr. Obama, you need to appreciate what you got here in the good ol’ USA. Be a leader.
Act like you gotta pair!
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