iBankCoin
Joined Jan 1, 1970
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Let’s Set the Record Straight

The “fuckus” stocks (aka “focus stocks”) are a paltry 2.5% of my holdings. A pittance. Therefore, no amount of “fuckus stock disaster” will come anywhere close to shipwrecking my twenty-four story aircraft carrier. 

By posting the “fuckus” stocks for your perusal, I’m simply offering up some fare from my table laden with ribeyes, lobster, ambrosia, tycoon whiskey and whatnot—so to speak. In essence, I like you.

People, I still hold [[SKF]], [[FXP]], [[DBA]], [[DGP]], [[GSG]], [[SZK]], [[FXA]], [[FXC]], and [[DXD]] in my large and profitable hands. Additionally, there are other holdings that are waiting in the wings to fill my coffers with coinage. You need not feel sorry for me because some people decided to waylay some of my stocks in some of the leading sectors. Every dog has his day.  

In closing, it pleases me greatly that [[MA]] is following my orders to the “t” , after I so unceremoniously shorted it around the $295 mark. Again, and I quote, “death to MA and all who practice usury”.

Thank you, and good night.

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