Get ye a loverly (sic) tomato or a specially inscribed “collector’s edition” JakeGint mug!
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Oh it’s cascading knife times like these that demand the use of The PPT to weather the hot blades of imminent portfolio cut-pursing!
It should make no manner of matter to you that The PPT‘s inventors are, collectively, an unrepentant Obama Voter from Pizza Island, and a crazed technophile man-child long since nailed-up inside his mother’s basement (by his own mother).
For the love of Ike & Mike and their subsequent Massachusetts nuptials The PPT has been saving lives over these last few weeks– pulling children from burning buildings, quelling vast hive-swarms of killer bees, applying sun screen to sensitive ear lobes and high foreheads– metaphorically speaking of course.
But of course also metaphorically speaking “And Mooooore!”
You should go in there (in to The PPT) sometime. There are people in there offering plum cakes and first born children to the Fly for saving their retirements and their marriages. You probably think I’m kidding. I assure you I am not.
We’ve really got a machine going in there, we lucky few, we sceptered islanders, we England.
Sometimes, I almost wish Fly’d give Ducati a few days in there, that’s how generous I’m feeling right now. He’d have to promise to be on his best behavior of course, but who knows what a glimpse of heaven might do?
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For my part, I remain in my bunker of gold whilst molten asteroids rain down from above, leaving gaping wounds in the loamy veldt surrounding my doors of filagree-worked platinum.
I like gold here because it’s my anchor at $1,242+ and “steady, steady now.” I know, I know, Jim Rogers says he’s not buying it, and he’d rather buy silver or even palladium.
But what’s quite odd is that Rogers has been saying that same thing since late 2007, when gold was in the low $700’s. Silver has increased as well since then, but on a much more volatile basis. So I like gold on days like today, when some of my silver stocks (like SLW and PAAS) were down 4% while GLD was up a bit in response.
You see, even though I don’t like to trade like a crazed jack-rabbit on meth, I am human like you, and I don’t like to see my portfolio roiled like an upset stomach at Coney Island.
I’ve got too many things going on, you see. I’m sure most of you do as well. I am seriously contemplating getting more physical positions here, just to cut down on overall volatility. Something about that weight that makes one think less about trading, maybe….
In other news, today’s sell-off affords an opportunity to tippy toe in. The PPT Crystal Ball of Courage tells me it’s time to wade back into the pool very soon, perhaps as soon as mid morning tomorrow. There are many ripe tomatoes dangling on the vine right now. Claim them before the clacking begins anew.
My best to you all in the coming days…
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