…tripping over a cordless phone.
…getting locked in a grocery store and starving to death.
…trying to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
…climbing over a glass wall to see what’s behind it.
…getting locked out of a convertible with the top down.
…getting stabbed at a shoot out.
…taking a spoon to the Superbowl.
…asking for a price check at a dollar store.
…thinking that sexual battery is some kind of dildo.
…buying a solar powered flashlight.
…sending a fax with a stamp on it.
…studying for a blood test.
…selling the car for gas money.
…taking a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
…trying to kill a bird by dropping it off a cliff.
…sticking a quarter in the parking meter and asking “where’s my gumball?”.
…trying to wake up a sleeping bag.
…getting run over by a parked car.
…sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
…buying a book on “How to Read”.
…stealing a free sample.
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“buying a book on How To Read”
Priceless.
“Trying to kill a bird by dropping it off a cliff.”
Classic
Stuff made for “epic quotes”
…averaging down on FRE, just prior to it being seized by the government.
I liked the TV one. man this post is hilarious.
Averaging down on BAC, just prior to it being nationalizationized.
Giving BAC enough taxpayer money to be a 99.98% shareholder, but not nationalizing it.
As Neil Young would sing “Creeps hiding what they do(did)”!
http://www.neilyoung.com/forkintheroad/forkintheroadvideo.html
GREATER GREAT DEPRESSION AND S&P 150 on the way!
KNOWING is the first step in order to be PREPARED TO SURVIVE.
voting
screen door on a submarine
whats w/ the opinions? post charts zippy
Hey Juice, dont fuck with my BAC. It’s currently poised for a rally of gargantuan proportions. Men with hazmat suits have given the stock the all-clear for lift off. Watch that fucker tap 6.50 in the next 3 days.
Ah, you gotta love the bullshit of the stockmarket.
It’s the only place in the world where you can double your money in 3 days investing in a zombie business.
I like the hammer on MASSIVE vol. I see a lot of reversal signals for the financials.
They will do it just to rip the fuck off the middle class people… and I said the below at Danny’s already
“Man, if government keep ripping middle class off to feed the riches and the poor, at the end we just going to have 2 classes of people, the super rich (which is very few) and the super poor (which is like 98%) At that time, watch out, you guys better have guns ready, because a revolt against government in power, here we come… that’s how communisim took over china…. revolt against the corrupted Emperilism… much like now…
Oh by the way, Obama, if you are SOOOO EAGER to get your fucking 800B (actually now 900B+ why not make it cool 1 trilion?) pass, why don’t you put your money where mouth is. Would you stare in the eye of the American public and say “IF THIS SHIT DON’T WORK, I WILL RESIGN AS PRESIDENT OF AMERICA!” Then I would have more faith… or else, all the money is going to the people who helped you get elected… fuck… creat job, help us?! I don’t see shit that would help me… “
…attaching a piece of buttered toast, buttered-side-out, to the back of a cat and throwing it off a building, expecting to get perpetual motion out of the paradox between “A cat always lands on its feet” and “A slice of buttered toast lands buttered-side down”.
The lesson of the Bush/TARP bailout was that if it jumps from S&P 1200, it doesn’t matter which side of the toast was facing out when you stapled it to the cat.
The lesson of the Obama/Stimulus bailout will be that the cat, butter, and toast are fungible. If it lands in a blender, even if it’s only jumping from S&P 800, they all end up indistinguishable from each other.
lol