Gents and TradingNymph,

I am back.  Nothing sounded more auspicious than looking at pussified traders running into their rat holes after the recent carnage.  Balls-ily, a bit stupidly, and more importantly, in-your-face gung-ho-ly, I have dived all in, into the waves of mother market ocean in the last few hours of market today.

Sorry, I do not have any novel theory to fleece you with.  I may be a member of Mensa but I don’t use my brains when others have used theirs and I can just compile their shit.  Hmm..now that requires Mensa brains too.

It is quite simple actually.  Sentiment measures, market participation technical indicators, upcoming earnings cycle, my esoteric measures like lunar and solar cycles, and Bernanke screaming with an ass bent over, are enough for me to make some astonishing conclusions.  Conclusions like picking certain stocks here can be hugely rewarding in intermediate term.

My open positions whose trades I tweet in real time are:  ISRG, CMG, VMW, SPY.  Holding for next 2-3 weeks.  All long.

So long,

StocksRider