WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People– What do
you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all
yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another
snack. You can be President. You can never
be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the
truth. The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work,
more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding
dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People
never stare at your chest when you’re
talking to them. New shoes don’t cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’
your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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