Your last name stays put. The garage is all
yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another
snack. You can be President. You can never
be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the
truth. The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work,
more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding
dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People
never stare at your chest when you’re
talking to them. New shoes don’t cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25
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