This man’s shame has no bounds. GofundMe Link
A self-described renaissance man, I enjoy the intricacies of emo music, world of warcraft, hover boards, and buying rare-drug companies. Though my life has been full of rich experiences, one in particular has eluded me. You may be surprised to hear this, but I am a virgin.
Apparently having a lot of money and fame isn’t enough. Persistently I have courted women on OkCupid, but to no avail.
I think I am going to need a lot more money.
Please help me achieve my goal of knowing what sex is.
Your friend,
Martin
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What. the. fuck.
“I ask myself, if the worst happened—if I did get knocked up-would I be embarrassed to tell my child who his father was? If the answer is anywhere even remotely close to yes, then there’s no way.”