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Shark Week kicks off this weekend and here’s a newsflash for you: It’s awesome! The thing is though, we’ve seen a lot of shark footage over the years, and while we’re definitely not bored with it, we just think it might be time for something fresh. We’re not saying ditch Shark Week, but maybe the Discovery Channel should consider giving a week to one of these animals as well. Photo Source
1. KOMODO DRAGONS
Do we wish they could breath fire? Yes. But we’ll settle for a week of programming on these gigantic mammal-killing lizards even if they don’t pre-roast their food. Their ambushing style of attack would make for great TV and if we could get some video of one swallowing a goat whole (they can) we’d be fairly riveted. Photo Source
2. WOLVERINES
We’re not talking a week’s worth of Hugh Jackman, we’re talking about blocks of programming dedicated to the ferocious little carnivore you’d find in Northern Canada and other places. When the wolverine attacks, it’s like David versus Goliath, only David is hyped up on ‘roids. They’re extremely strong for their size and sitting in front of our television watching one is about as close as we’d like to get. Photo Source
3. POISON DART FROGS
Poison Dart Frogs not only appeal to that little kid in each of us screaming out, “Bright colors!” but also to the adult who is fascinated by all things surprisingly deadly. Most of the frogs would make you sick at worst, but the Golden Poison Frog has enough toxin to take out up to 20 men (or one film crew! . . . okay, that would be messed up). Photo Source
4. PIRANHAS
You know what’s worse than Piranha 3D? Actually getting attacked by some real piranhas (albeit it’s close). Throw something in the water and it’ll end up looking like it just went through a paper shredder after a pack of piranhas and their razor-sharp teeth get through with it. We’d set our DVRs for the entire week. Photo Source
5. HYENAS
Here’s an awesome scenario for you to ponder as you drift off to sleep: It’s the middle of the night and not far in the distance you hear a group of cackling carnivores read to rip your body to shreds in less time than it take Usain Bolt to cross a finish line. Any animal that is still badass as a cartoon character (see: The Lion King) deserves its own Discovery week. Photo Source
6. SALTWATER CROCODILES
The largest of all living reptiles has one up on the shark population: It goes on land. So, call us when you can walk the streets great white. (Holy hell that would be scary.) Drowning caught in the jaw of a croc is a less than an ideal way to go, so watching on a TV and not aboard a pontoon sounds good to us. Photo Source
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What, no honey badger?
honey badgers and wolverines in a cage match would be a good one – perhaps Vince McMahon can get it going