I’m not talking about my followers on twitter, but it would be cool to get 6 more.
I’m talking about benching five hundred SOLID ASS POUNDS. That’s my current goal in the gym. Yes, I am going to tell you how I’m going to do it, but first, I need to answer this question: “Why would you want to do that?”
Without goals, men are purely animals wandering through the wilderness looking for their subsistence. I need something to drive me. Life isn’t like school, son. In life, tests aren’t about memorizing some bullshit, they’re about making decisions. You don’t have to make any decisions in school, they’re all made for you. The only decision you have to make in school, is to buy into their bullshit– to jump through their hoops.
That’s always been hard for me to do. It’s like telling me I have to workout one way, within one rep scheme, and all my exercises are constricted to one set form. That’s not how nature works, dicks. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a person with a book, that knew exactly what was in it, and also knew exactly what to do in every situation?
These are the guys that tell you the only equities to buy are GLD and SPY, the guys that make you feel stupid because you couldn’t come up with an ethical way to write off some complex debt and accelerated depreciation, the guys that tell you the only way to get big and strong is steroids, the guys that tell you you can’t be big and fast. These guys are idiots. They’re scared and they have no heart, they got their degrees and went out into the world, but having to make all of those decisions sent them to “Snap City.” (See the video in this post).
These cowards– much like military personnel at MEPS –tell you what decisions you will have to make when it’s important. The problem is, they’ve never been there, and have never had to make those decisions. Conversely, these are the same type of clowns who are in the gym everyday, but make no gains, play ball on the team every season, but don’t get any better, are “trainers/gurus,” but couldn’t be athletic if their life depended on it.
By the way, @a_bh_a is a professor, but he is one of the good guys, not one of the aforementioned clowns.
These gurus can kiss my ass. I’m going to make money MY WAY, and I’m GOING TO BENCH 500 LBS. Not with their stupid ass form, I’m trying to move the weight, at all costs, not worrying about my form and getting hurt. If you worry about getting hurt on every decision in life, then you are scared and will always err on the side of caution.
I’m going to bench 500 lbs, and I am going to film it. What’s your goal?
