I started writing a post reviewing my new laptop purchase and Windows 8 and was almost done when I got so bored I damned the whole endeavor and went to my nearest grocery to procure a chicken and Toblerone dinner. What a fucking country where one casually travels a well infrastructured mile (thank you elizamae) to get their protein pilgrim pride pump.
“I’d also like a 12-inch bar of your finest Swiss chocolate.” I informed the clerk. “Be swift good sir I have to address the fine people of the Internet.”
For four dollars, I can buy and eat a fully cooked chicken. Two miles down the road I can get one that lived a better life for ten. Amen.
I’m so tired of people comparing us to other homo nations and their stupid billy club bobbies. I haven’t gone SHABL on this bitch yet but I’ve left our country enough to know it’s the best. Stop.
Just come here, grind so hard your shoes rip then grind some more because you can have whatever you like.
I like PPC, FB, GS, AMZN, BF-B, AN, VHC, RVBD, ATML, GLUU, AWK, and why the fuck not Ford.
Soak it up friends, this month is when Amerika SHINES. Celebrate what we can, for those who can’t.Comments »