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To Hell With The “I Voted” Selfie; Here Are Some Trump Hotties

Thumbing through Facebook today was especially bleak given the overwhelming supply of selfies being uploaded to the platform from users over the age of 30.  Normally a big no-no, they have been emboldened by the wretched “I voted” sticker.

Moving on to Instagram the pictures are more scenic, but every Instagram model is “with her” FML.

Therefore, and as a continued beacon of hope and diplomacy for the United Steaks of America, and without further adieu, I present Trump hotties.

#1. I may have covered my c-section scar with a butterfly tattoo, but I’m patriotic as shit and own a pug:

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#2. Fuck you, we’re building a wall and looking good while doing it:

painting-hot

#3. Blonde with the power eyebrows, a top look these days:

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#4. Second amendment hourglass:

shooting-babe

#5. Hipster hottie, a rare Trump anomaly:
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#6. I cut my leg shaving and don’t want people quite knowing I support Trump so I have a big sign, hat, and shades:

sign-hottie

There are women for Trump.  They are probably down to make babies as long as you don’t move on them like a bitch.

Also, the stunning Ivanka, a rare breed of excellence:

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Have an honorable mention?  Drop it in the comments below…

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Election Day Trading Plan

Writer’s note: when you take ownership of all your flaws and weaknesses you’ve won. 

NASDAQ futures are coming into Tuesday with a slight gap down after an overnight session featuring normal range and volume that held the upper half of Monday’s trend day.

Today is election day, an all day event that won’t likely be complete until around 11pm EST.  Also on the economic docket today we have JOLTS Job Openings at 10am, both a 52- and 4-week T-Bill auction at 11:30am, then a huge 2-year Note auction at 1pm.

Yesterday we printed a trend up.  The day began with a pro gap up above both Thursday and Friday’s range, way out of balance, that drove higher.  Then, at the end of the day, we made a second leg higher, back nearly to prices unseen since the prior Monday.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for buyers to work into the overnight inventory and close the gap up to 4776.75 then take out overnight high 4781.75 setting up a move to target 4788.75 before two way trade ensues.

Hypo 2 sellers work down through overnight low 4758 then stall out as we go into choppy trade between 4760 and 4775.

Hypo 3 strong buyers work up to the MCVPOC at 4800.

Hypo 4 sellers sustain trade below 4755.50 setting up a liquidation down to 4740.

Levels:

11082016_nq_mp

Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:
11082016_nq_vpgapsmeasuredmoves

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Tesla To Limit Charging Station Use for Model 3 Owners

Future owners of the Tesla Model 3, a vehicle developed by The Leader (all Praise and Glory to The Leader) and his team of scientists and engineers to make Tesla technology available to a wider audience, will not enjoy unlimited charges at Tesla supercharging stations.

The Model 3 is like a Ford Focus–produced barely at breakeven to expand the reach of the company.  For the economics to make sense, Tesla decided to encourage owners of the $35k car to charge at home.

“Tesla is positioning itself to be a mass-market car maker, it needed to start thinking about cutting costs,” said Efraim Levy, an analyst with CFRA.

“The decision is unlikely to affect well-heeled owners of the Model S sedan and Model X SUV, which start at $66,000 and $74,000. It could have some impact on those considering a Model 3 but it is unlikely to be a deciding factor on whether to buy the car,” Levy said.

The company is building an entire network of supercharging stations because unlike their ICE counterparts, an infrastructure doesn’t exist to fully support their vehicles.  By charging mass-market Model 3 users to ‘fuel up’ they also generate cash flow the company can use to expand their network.

The changes in the “economics” of charging “allow us to reinvest in the network, accelerate its growth and bring all owners, current and future, the best Supercharging experience,” Tesla said.

What you are witnessing is the slow birth of the first iPhone automobile.  Going forward, expect there to be many a la carte purchasing options avalible both from inside the car and at the supercharging stations.  Think App Store, but tangible and less meh.

Another wise move by The Leader (all Praise and Glory to The Leader).

 

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News Driven Gap To Start Week; Here’s What You Need To Know To Trade It

NASDAQ futures are coming into the week pro gap up.  On Sunday James Comey, Director of the FBI re-closed the investigation into H.Clinton’s emails.  After the gap up, range and volume were normal during the balance session.

On the economic docket today we have a 3- and 6-month T-Bill auction at 11:30am then Consumer Credit at 3pm.

Last week markets opened slight gap up and spent the rest of the week trend down.   Here is the performance of each major index last week:

11062016_indexperf

Last Friday the NASDAQ was gap down and found a sharp responsive bid at an old MCVPOC.  The morning rally eventually faded off, ending the week hovering just above this major reference point.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for sellers to push into the overnight inventory and take out the overnight low which shows up at 4709.75.  Buyers step in at 4707.50 and two way trade ensues.

Hypo 2 gap and squeeze run higher.  Take out overnight high 4739.75 and target 4762 before two way trade ensues.

Hypo 3 aggressive sellers push down through 4707.50 and work down to 4689.25 before two way trade ensues.

The first hour is likely to see OTF players slosh price around.

Levels:

11072016_nq_mp

Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:

11072016_nq_vpgapsmeasuredmoves

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A Stock Market and Election Prediction

Next week sets up November, which sets up Thanksgiving, Black Friday, the “Santa Claus” rally, Christmas and year-end.

And while the outcome of the election is likely to impact the market, the auction theory model, a working model built inside Exodus using cold logic and dead numbers, is providing trading insight for next week.

Writers note – I always take my signals, even through major world events.  The huge gap down post BREXIT, for example, turned out to be the best performing Exodus buy trade so far in 2016.

Since we have Free Exodus Trials going on this weekend, here is this week’s Executive Summary, a STOCK MARKET PREDICTION based on probabilities and past observation:

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ELECTION PREDICTIONS:

Hillary wins.  Perhaps my microcosm skews my expectations but easily 8 out of 10 people I know will vote HRC.  Also, even WikiLeaks founder Assange admits “they” won’t let Trump win.

Following the election she will be indicted and removed from office.  The jig is up for the Clintons.  Kaine will be president.

POST ELECTION PREDICTIONS:

There will be no revolution from the rad-right.  Winter will suffocate their fires.  They will return to their manufactured homes and opiate addictions.

Big Pharma will continue to thrive and surpass Big Oil to become the largest lobbying group in Washington DC.

Venture capitalists will continue to front run public investor interests, greedily hoarding the best investment opportunities in the world (like Uber, DJI, or Snapchat) until they are ready to cash out onto the fucked-five-ways-to-Sunday general population (see GPRO or TWTR).

Medical costs will continue to rise, but so will subsidies so fret not unless you believe imagined realities like national debt matter (see central banks).

ISIS will continue to grow with support from the shepherd princes of Qatar.

In short, life will go on.  Modus operandi.

I hope you enjoyed the show.  I realize most of my readers did and also that my real life friends and family unanimously stuck their heads in the sand.

SIDE NOTE ON ALL THE WIKILEAKS:

The food emails from Podesta and team being code for child trafficking nonsense?  Stop, you all look like demented crazy folk.

The “Spirit Cooking” paranoia of devil worshiping?  Come to Detroit sometime and I’ll show you some bizarre events—it’s hedonistic entertainment.

Podesta’s brother does sound like a sick fuck, with his dick out Jesus painting and room full of nubile portraits.  His preferred wall decor isn’t just a conversation piece for cultured socialites; he’s a creep.   Whether John is also a pervert is hard to say, but I’d imagine there is some defect in their lineage.

The only revelation that came from WikiLeaks is the $1,000,000 gift to the Clintons in 2011 when Hillary was in the State Department.  Liberals will condemn Trump for having “white supremacist” people retweeting him, but have zero qualms with an oppressive country that publicly lashes/stones gays, a country that mutilates female organs to eliminate pleasure regions, supporting Hillary Clinton.

Who has the bigger obligation to bad people?  The one with the retweets, or the one with a million dollars?

Use your brain.

HISTORICAL MODEL SCORES:

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RECAP OF EVERY BUNKER BUSTER ON RECORD:

9/11/16

All major indices came into last week gap down and rallied higher all Monday.  This marked the weekly low.  Then, for the rest of the week the NASDAQ worked higher while the other indices went sideways.

6/19/16

We came into last week gap up, well above the weekly ATR band on every major U.S. equity index after polls and other data came out suggesting the United Kingdom was likely to vote against leaving the European Union.  An early Monday rally was faded and we ultimately closed on the session low—but the gap into the week remained.  This low held through Thursday the markets rallied hard into Thursday afternoon.

Friday, overnight, we learned the UK voted themselves out of the EU, and the market fell nearly 250 NASDAQ points off the high.  The open on Friday featured a strong reflex rally right up to the gap we left behind two Friday’s back.  From there the market rolled over, traversed the entire reflex rally, and closed out on session low.

5/15/16

Major indices basically tested higher early in the week, tested lower later in the week, and balanced out by Friday.  Most indices worked slightly higher through the balance with the Dow Jones Industrial Average lagging behind.

1/10/16

Last week started with a gap up that was faded. The selling pressure Monday was mild and the market ultimately discovered a strong responsive bid by the end of the day. Tuesday opened gap up, tagged the upper ATR band, then slowly rotated lower to close the gap down. Again, a strong responsive bid was discovered and the day closed strong.

Wednesday, after opening with a small gap up, price reversed lower and had a slow grind lower through the morning and lunch hour. The selling accelerated into the afternoon and we ultimately printed a trend day down.

Thursday the selling continued through the early morning before again discovering a strong responsive bid. We spent the rest of Thursday trending higher before sellers stepped in at the end of the session.

Friday saw a pro gap down to a new weekly low. The action on the session was balanced and ultimately formed a decent-looking excess low before reversing and closing above session mid.

12/20/15

Equity indices started the week gap up and after an early fade lower price spent the rest of the holiday shortened week trading higher. Equity products closed for trade at 1:15pm on Thursday, Christmas eve and remained closed Friday in observation of Christmas day.

12/13/15

Markets started the week gap down and sold fast. By the afternoon responsive buyers stepped in. Tuesday the market opened pro gap up and traded in balance. The balance continued up to the FOMC rate decision Wednesday afternoon, after which we rallied.

Thursday we gave back all of the rally from the FOMC event and Friday sold hard, taking price back to about where the week started.

11/15/15

Equity indices started the week with a small gap down and trended higher all day Monday. After a balanced session Tuesday, price spent the rest of the week trending higher.

Friday price appeared pinned into a tight range but overall carried a slight upward drift.

8/22/15

Arguably the most eventful week of the year, stock markets started the week with a major gap down. The NYSE invoked rule 48 before opening bell [it was also invoked Tuesday and Wednesday] in an attempt the quell volatility.

Price drove lower off the open as several stocks and ETFs became dramatically mis-priced. Price sharply snapped higher and by Monday afternoon the Nasdaq was about 275 points off the low. By the close Monday most of those gains were given back. Tuesday opened gap up, buyers made an early push, but ultimately price rolled over, closed the overnight gap, and closed near session low.

Wednesday price opened gap up, sellers pushed into the overnight inventory but struggled to fill the gap before buyers came in and closed price near session high. Thursday price opened gap up and churned with a slight upward drift and Friday price drifted sideways, marking time.

There were four neutral days in a row this week on the Nasdaq. Quite the rare event.

8/9/15

Price came into the week with a big gap up. Buyers kept the pressure on most of Monday before finding responsive sellers late in the session. Tuesday price opened gap down and after some aggressive posturing from buyers and sellers we liquidated lower. The selling continued overnight and Wednesday we opened to a 3rd big gap, lower, and sellers pressed for most of the morning.

Before lunchtime Wednesday buyers responded and began buying. The indices threw down a classic smoke screen with the Nasdaq going range extension down while the rest diverged. After bouncing off the lows, strong reversal and trend higher pressed for the rest of the day. Thursday and Friday were quiet, summer grind-type sessions.

06/14/15

Stocks came into the week with a big gap down and spent the first half hour liquidating lower. Price managed to exceed the prior week’s low before responsive buyers stepped in. At that point the auction reversed and price began working higher. Price continued higher into Wednesday morning before sellers worked in ahead of the Wednesday afternoon FOMC rate decision.

The third price reaction was a buy after the decision which led into a trend day up Thursday. Friday price faded lower but we ultimately closed higher on the week.

3/8/2015

Equities started the week with a small gap up and drifted higher for much of the session before finding responsive sellers (responsive relative to Monday’s open, initiative relative to the prior week’s breakdown) who knocked stocks off the highs. Then Tuesday price opened to a large gap down and trended lower for most of the session. The selling carried into Wednesday and Thursday price went gap up and traded higher. Friday bulls tried to build from their bounce but were overwhelmed by selling which took out Thursday’s swing low before finding a sharp responsive buy near the end of the day

2/1/2015

Stocks opened for trade Monday with a slight gap up and promptly sold off during the first 45 minutes of trade. Price exceeded the swing low from the prior week before finding a strong responsive buyer. The reversal continued into the afternoon and throughout most of the week. This action carried us to the high end of our intermediate term range.

Early Friday morning the markets continued higher after a stronger-than-expected Non-Farm Payroll report and revisions to the prior month. The move stalled out by lunch time and we saw sellers enter and push the market lower slightly to end the week.

1/11/2015

Prices worked lower across the index markets for most of the week after coming into Monday with a small gap up. Volatility was already elevated but truly increased on Tuesday when an early rally was rejected sending the market careening lower. Many large banks reported earnings throughout the week and one after another traded lower [see: WFC, JPM, BAC, C, GS, PNC].

Then, early Thursday morning [premarket] the Swiss National Bank announced it would remove the cap it had in place to prevent the Swiss franc from rising too high against the Euro [Source: Bloomberg Businessweek, click here]. The Central banking move drove one of the biggest shakeups in foreign-exchange history. However, US stock indices showed signs of short term stability and held value.

12/14/2014

After closing the prior week (12/12) on a weak note, going out at the lows, equity markets were gap up Monday morning. The globex buyers were quickly tested Monday when markets sold off and continued lower through Tuesday. By Wednesday morning we started seeing signs of buyers as we went into the afternoon FOMC rate decision and Yellen press conference. The news received a positive reaction and enticed more buyers into the market. Thursday prices opened to a big up gap and we continued grinding higher for the remainder of the week. Also, the Russell 2000 began showing relative strength Wednesday.


 

FINAL RECAP:

Look for a tradable low this week.  Look for Clinton to win.  Look for her to be indicted and removed from office.  Look for life to go on.

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Anonymous Claims 5th of November is D-Day for Clinton (and Many Others)

Video of Bill Clinton and 6 other Government officials taking part in sexual acts with minors, and a comprehensive set of documents, “that would be responsible for the incarceration of Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and 21 other individuals from the DNC, FBI, CIA, and Clinton Foundation.”

Big, big, creepy, eerie claims.

d-day

They will also release the identity of the person who provided this intelligence to honor him (he was killed).

Could this revelation be why US markets went on sale this afternoon?

Remember remember the 5th of November.

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NonFarm Payrolls Below Expectations, Market Reaction Is Minimal

NASDAQ futures are coming into Friday flat after an overnight session featuring normal range and volume. Price briefly took out the Thursday low before coming into balance.  At 8:30am Nonfarm payroll data was as follows:

  • USA Unemployment Rate for Oct 4.90% vs 4.90% Est; Prior 5.00%
  • USA Nonfarm Payrolls for Oct 161.0K vs 175.0K Est; Prior 156.0K
  • US Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) Oct: 0.40% (est 0.30%; rev prev 0.30%)
  • Average Hourly Earnings (YoY) Oct: 2.80% (est 2.60%; rev prev 2.70

Data was slightly below expectations.  The NASDAQ is catching a slight bid off the data.

The only other scheduled economic event today is the Baker Hughes rig count at 1pm.

Yesterday we printed a double distribution trend down.  It was the third consecutive time we printed this day-type.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for buyers to work up through overnight high 4682.25 and test 4692 before settling into two way trade.

Hypo 2 stronger buyers push up through 4694.75 and target 4717.25 before settling into two way trade.

Hypo 3 strong trend up to target 4740.50.

Hypo 4 sellers work down through overnight low 4667.75 to tag the MCVPOC at 4653.25 before a strong bid steps in.

Levels:

11042016_nq_mp

Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:
11042016_nq_vpgapsmeasuredmoves

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“The Russian government is not the source,” Assange

Surprise surprise, unbeknownst to every libtard out there, the source of all these bastard emails from Jonathan Podesta is not Russian.

“Whoa, I though it was Russia all along,” said the imbecile.

WikiLeaks guards their sources, but Julian Assange is forced to help democratic neocons hone into the source because for fucked sake, everyone, including the rigged media, is claiming RUSSIA is behind it.

Zero Hedge, a finance site forced into the political ring, with the details:

Assange categorically denied that the troves of US Democratic Party and Clinton work and staff emails released this year have come from the Russian government.

“The Clinton camp has been able to project a neo-McCarthyist hysteria that Russia is responsible for everything. Hillary Clinton has stated multiple times, falsely, that 17 US intelligence agencies had assessed that Russia was the source of our publications. That’s false – we can say that the Russian government is not the source,”

Who is being naive to this bullshit, that the Russians are behind the #PodestaLeaks?  Identify yourselves so I can never trust you again.

Use your fucking brain.

The sources are likely US intelligence agencies who studied the greats, like Cato the Younger, and realize the risk a rotting republic faces from corruption.

Pay to play.

 

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RAUL CALLS HUMA ABEDIN

While most of you are trying to put Huma in the slammer, I’m just trying to score a date with one of Washington DC’s most eligible bachelorettes.

So when #PodestaEmails28 dropped her digits on the masses (go find them yourselves, I’m not helping you, every man for himself) it was my opportunity to call the godess herself and see if she’d go get some coffee with me or whatever.

No answer and I’m not an idiot so I didn’t leave a voicemail.

I’ll just keep calling and maybe she’ll see my snaps and how handsome I am and come around.

One can hope.

Ever since she left Weiner it has been a life goal to go to a wine and cheese tasting party with this nice lady.

Updates will be made as they become available.

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