iBankCoin Labs Is Neutral, But Stupid Humans Lead Our Team To Suspect Higher Prices (Then Lower)

Greetings from the 40th floor observation deck lads!

After a rousing meteor shower, the sun has risen and burned away the thin veil of clouds on the horizon, revealing the scene below.  The United States (IRONIC) is a divided place with belligerent retards on the outer poles of civilization.  Nationalism is a disease.  The infection roots the moment your brain accepts the silly lines drawn on maps dividing up spaceship earth.  Then there is toxic liberalism, which desires some utopian equality, which will forever be unattainable as long as we have freedom over how our time is spent.

And I like having freedom over how my time is spent.

There is a solar eclipse coming soon.  May it smite the southern supremacists’ eyeballs, melting them clean out of their dirty, white skulls, rendering their small brains unable to receive the visual inputs they so readily use to judge other humans by.

Aside from the disgusting humanity on display in the south, there is a rather comical media parade surrounding the nuclear posturing happening between N.Korea and our authoritarian leader.  Any intelligent person knows the nuke talk is not to be taken seriously.  North Korea always throws these little fits.  Then South Korea sends them a few crates of food and it is back to business as usual.  If the nuclear scare was actually legitimate, oil would react.  Oil has not reacted.

There was some selling in the stock market last week but not the kind that causes the perceptions of all humans to shift.  During the same super negative news cycle week, Our True Leader, Elon Musk (all Praise and Glory to The Leader) floated $1.5 billion dollars worth of junk bonds.  The deal was in such high demand that he actually ended up getting $1.8 billion dorrah, har har harrr.  At an interest rate of about 5.5% HOT DAMN.  That is what us treasury nerds call good debt.

The bond offering speaks volumes to the overall health of the financial markets.  As do the crypto-currencies.  They are a bizarre and disruptive force, especially to the central bank cartels who inhabit our made-up nations.  Bitcoin has no boundaries and is rooted in mathematics, the only proper language humans have devised so far.

You should thank the next Persian you see for inventing algebra.

Real quick, let me explain the best way to trade bitcoin.  Acquire some.  And never sell it.  Ever.  Just like $TSLA.

All things considered, and after airing out my grievances to you, the loyal reader, I think we head higher to start the week.  Does the selling feel complete?  Not really, there are subtle nuances, complications as the British say, that suggest we could see more downside.  These matters are covered in detail in the Exodus Strategy Session, which was just published behind the only walls I hold sacred, the walls that keep the barbarians away from my precious stock market data.

The model is neutral so there is not much conviction behind today’s call.  Therefore I will be taking the week real despacito.  Like come Monday at 9:30am New York, I will probably be weeding my garden or arguing with the Albanians down the street.

Let it do as it will, and when an edge is revealed, attack like a crocodile.  Just like life inside a Mexican prison.

Distinguished Exodus Members, the 144th Exodus Strategy Session is live.  It was prepared with objectivity and it is an honor to share my research with you.  Go check it out!

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