I am trading well but ENPH is taking me out back and beating me senseless. I am down 15% on this stock in two short days. Unreal, yet very real simultaneously.
Here I am, once again, juggling 50 plates in the traveling circus show only this time one after another is smashing atop my bald clown head and cerebral fluid is dripping down my pasty cheeks. I lopped another 1.5 percent off my book today. I would have been two, but I had a TZA position which I sold within the first five minutes of trade.
My only other move was to buy calls in TSLA. This is a 7 dollar bet essentially that states, “$300 before $200.”
I looked at buying other stocks today, names like DANG and GOGO, but I held off. Clearly I have angered the market gods and they sent their fallen angel ENPH to sodomize me. The stock never went up one penny since my ‘reentry’ nope, straight down the pipes.
I could like to be sick but I have 5 more hours of work.
ENPH may just be another ticker symbol in the market of stocks, but every time I have traded it I get the rolling pin to the face and ass.
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