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Not Very Social Are We?

If you find yourself avoiding social interaction this month, perhaps opting instead to stare at hundreds of lines on a computer screen, you may be suffering from a rare condition known as Social Media Under Exposium (SMUE), a serious allocation problem affecting millions of Americans.

While the cause is unknown, SMUE may be related to an imbalance of natural chemicals in your brain.  Prescription Twitter works to correct this imbalance.  You just shouldn’t have to feel this way anymore.

While the cause is unknown, SMUE may be related to an imbalance of natural chemicals in your brain.  Prescription Yelp works to correct this imbalance.  You just shouldn’t have to feel this way anymore.

While the cause is unknown, SMUE may be related to an imbalance of natural chemicals in your brain.  Prescription Zillow works to correct this imbalance.  You just shouldn’t have to feel this way anymore.

Only Le Doctour can diagnose SMUE.  Twitter is not for everyone; either is Yelp or Zillow or LinkedIn or Facebook or Trip Advisor or…

People taking long dated leaps or solar inhibitors shouldn’t take Social Media positioning.

Side effects may include dry mouth, insomnia, sexual side effects, diarrhea, nausea, and sleepiness.  Social media stocks are habit forming.

Talk to your Le Doctour today about Social Media Under Exposium!

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5 comments

  1. Option Addict

    +1

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  2. elizamae

    Don’t forget every service workers favourite social media stock, the GRPN, sure to bring out the most cordial diners who also leave the best tips.

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  3. boomTime

    Raul, what’s your guess on a timeframe for money to come back to solar?

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    • Raul3

      my guess is as good as yours…soon.

      My timeframe for solars to stop going down is Friday. If they can stop going down, that’s a big step in the right direction, esp with the market ripping

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