All Aboard The Terror Train

I wound up only lopping one point five percent off my portfolio today despite being off by as much as three percent.  My portfolio oscillates quite aggressively even though I have 15% of my assets in cash and another small chunk in FXY.  That’s because I hold large positions in wiry names like RVLT, ADHD, ONVO, LEDS, and PPC.

PPC is not supposed to trade like a greased pig but there is a big salmonella scale at Costco and while the FDA sorts out the origin of these tainted meats.  I just so happened to be fortunate enough to put a full size position on a mere 14 hours before this announcement.  We did not get a solid response from PPC’s leadership like Elon doing a full analytical of his car fire.  Instead we just sit here, in limbo, hoping support holds.

So far it is.

I have this GOGO too.  This is my go-to tech story for the next year.  I love the private jet class as they are good people in need of constant internet.  And every time I fly, I buy internet because it is my crack rock.  If I went to church, it seems no stretch of the imagination to envision me perusing charts on my ToS app during the Sermon.  GOGO stopped going down today and that is important if you want your stock to go up.

The market is teetering at the highs and we haven’t had our day of sheer terror yet.  I want my day of sheer terror so my FXY trade earns a few bucks.  Hopefully said day of terror propels oil prices highs for some random reason.

It has been a week in the losing camp for Raul, but what the hell do you expect when I exhibit complacency.  Perhaps Ford(s) will get things going tomorrow.