You Can’t Spell Economy without ECO

My portfolio is transforming into a tree hugger’s paradise.  Consequently, I am turning into a tree hugger.  As such, I will turn a blind eye to the black smoke rising from the CREE plant in China and only declare them to be beacons of hope in the corporate quest to save our planet.  I also hate coal especially much now.  Coal makes peoples lungs hurts and trees are like the earth’s lungs.  Therefore coal hurts the earth’s lungs.

Coal also hurt my book three times this year.  Those ne’er do wells at ANR, dastardly folk, refusing to adhere to their seasonality in a timely manner took a decent bite out of my portfolio.  Thus they are evil and hate Al Gore.  How could someone hate the inventor of the internet?

Some of my eco-friendly holdings, because I’m an eco-friendly kind of guy:

CREE, OESX, FSLR, CCJ, and FB

“Facebook!?” you may ask, yes.  They’re led by Mark, the patron saint of eco-consciousness.  He’s decided it would be best to build hundreds of thousands of server racks in Iceland, creating a landscape much like The Matrix, because he can use the cool outdoor air to chill his computer brain.  Never mind you the heat exhaust, we need to take our eco-minded approach only to the extent in which it benefits the businesses we trade.  May many others follow suit and carpet the polar lands with servers.

There are other names to consider.  All kinds of solar names are ripping diapers off the shorts today, exposing their soiled, naked bums.  Other heroes, like Elon Musk and his noble electric TSLA rides should be added to your book.  Vile shorts, when will you learn to love the planet?

I’m off for now to gather roadside trash to burn in my new incinerator furnace.  Raul3’s going green.