I started writing a post reviewing my new laptop purchase and Windows 8 and was almost done when I got so bored I damned the whole endeavor and went to my nearest grocery to procure a chicken and Toblerone dinner. What a fucking country where one casually travels a well infrastructured mile (thank you elizamae) to get their protein pilgrim pride pump.
“I’d also like a 12-inch bar of your finest Swiss chocolate.” I informed the clerk. “Be swift good sir I have to address the fine people of the Internet.”
For four dollars, I can buy and eat a fully cooked chicken. Two miles down the road I can get one that lived a better life for ten. Amen.
I’m so tired of people comparing us to other homo nations and their stupid billy club bobbies. I haven’t gone SHABL on this bitch yet but I’ve left our country enough to know it’s the best. Stop.
Just come here, grind so hard your shoes rip then grind some more because you can have whatever you like.
I like PPC, FB, GS, AMZN, BF-B, AN, VHC, RVBD, ATML, GLUU, AWK, and why the fuck not Ford.
Soak it up friends, this month is when Amerika SHINES. Celebrate what we can, for those who can’t.
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Fuckin ‘MURICA!!!! Fuck yeah, and I like F and AN too.
Let’s do this
Do something truly “free” that’s not on the central banker agenda for farmed-for-profit American consumer sheep, and you’ll quickly realize how not-so-free you really are.
Keep watching TV. You will be free in your mind, at least.
I don’t watch teevee, I only have the antenna channels and shitty NFLX which I poach from a friend.
I am the arbiter of my own freedom. You should too.
Right, you are in total control. That’s why you know what the Tavistock Institute of Human Relations is, or what the Bank for International Settlements is, or the impact of fluoridated tapwater on IQ and intellectual passivity…
gluttonous pig
I bet he ate the whole chicken and chocolate bar.
Impossible, I ate two pyramids. As for the chicken, done.
Nice shout out to Dubz there, I love that blog.
As for me, I’m the one who studies the “infrastructured mile” to determine the impact that the structure your local grocer wants to build will have upon the existing traffic (vehicle and foot) regime.
The dorks across the office from me are responsible for the “after”.
Oops, the link didn’t come out correctly. The clickable text was supposed to read: “Traffic Impact Study”…i suck at teh int3rn3t,
You do good work sir.
so what about windows 8?
Touch screen laptops are boss. They dropped the ball on Paint (It’s their best app second only to excel).
Thanks for the shout out, good sir.
I’m also quite pleased to see you have a tab, well deserved and I’ll be reading!
Happy Holidays and all that jazz.
Excellent, same to you.