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Civilian Stimulus Does Not Work

Very funny to this sissy civilian…

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Timothy Sykes Holds Miss Penny Stock Beauty Contest

Because when one thinks of Tim Sykes, “classy” instantly comes to mind…

Timothy Sykes, millionaire trader and investment teacher, has created a beauty pageant, Miss Penny Stock, to “inspire students” (or perhaps an excuse to peruse attractive women). “It’s going to be a classy competition,” Sykes insists.

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Headline: Russian Orthodox Church Forgives Pussy Riot

Perhaps the best band name of all time! Who could one NOT forgive a Pussy Riot?

MOSCOW (AP) — Russia’s top Orthodox clerics on Saturday asked for mercy for the punk band Pussy Riot for its anti-government protest in a Moscow cathedral, but the church’s forgiveness is unlikely to change the band’s punishment in a case that caused an international furor over political dissent.

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Rachel Maddow to Blame for LGBT Nutjob Shooting up the Family Research Council

While the MSM ignores, The Other McCain boldly Ross’s today’s news of a crazy person shooting up the headquarters of the Family Research Council.

If you Google her name with Chick-fil-A and Family Research Council, you get more than 450,000 hits.

It therefore should be obvious that Maddow’s hateful rhetoric against Chick-fil-A and Family Research Council incited today’s shooting at FRC’s office in Washington, D.C.

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WATCH: Union Bosses Seek Funding for Digging Holes and Filling Them Back Up

Undercover reporters posing as “Earth Supply and Renewal” — group dedicated to digging holes and filling them back in, meet with Labor Bosses, NY Legislator, and former NY Assemblyman, who tell them how to secure funding for “Bullshit” Green jobs.

John Hutchings, member of the Broome County legislature, told the undercover reporters posing as “Earth Supply and Renewal” his opinion on taxpayer-funded grant contracts; “You know the Green Jobs — Green NY, between us, a lot of it is bullsh*t”. Anthony Tocci, business manager for Local 601, tells Earth Supply and Renewal “You just wanna(sic) get the money. Then you figure out afterwards” Former NY assemblyman Ron Tocci is also featured laughing about the irony of the company’s services: “One thing about it, it’s shovel ready.”

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The Key to Miami Rapper Rick Ross’s Heart Is Cheese

RR: I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey bun and put a slice of cheese on it. Put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and you had the gift of a lifetime.

The common denominator seems to be cheese.

RR: I ain’t gonna lie: I love that cheese.

Read the rest of the interview here.

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NY Fed May Have Known About Libor Fixing in 2007

The Federal Reserve Bank of New York may have known as early as August 2007 that the setting of global benchmark interest rates was flawed.

New York Federal Reserve Bank
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Following an inquiry with British banking groupBarclays in the spring of 2008, it shared proposals for reform of the system with British authorities.

The role of the Fed is likely to raise questions about whether it and other authorities took enough action to address concerns they had about the way London Interbank Offered Rates, or Libor, [cnbc explains] were set, or whether their struggle to keep the banking system afloat through the financial crisis meant the issue took a backseat.”




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‘Being drunk at the White House Has been a Tradition as Long as He’s Been Competing’

Sex, drugs, and meeting the President while still drunk. What more could an Olympian ask for?

The female Olympian says her experience at the White House in 2010 was similar.

“It scared the crap out of me,” she says. “I woke up with this guy — I drank so much, I had no recollection of what happened. And I’m going to meet the president, and I’m still drunk. Vice President Biden — I think he was smelling my breath. He was so close, I could’ve licked his nose without moving. I know I reeked of liquor. I was mortified, but they were all smiling.”

All morning, she says, the entire US Olympic team was struggling. “We were texting each other about how much agony we were in,” she says. “It was hilarious.”

Being drunk at the White House, Lodwick says, has been a tradition as long as he’s been competing — and, as with every other event, it’s something that the athletes gear up for.

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{PHOTO} PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Alec Baldwin Catches Beef with Photographer

via TMZ.com

Alec Baldwin has a Violent Confrontation with NY Daily News Photog
Things got physical between Alec Baldwin and a NY Daily News photographer today … as Alec was leaving a NY courthouse with his fiancee Hilaria Thomas.

According to the NY Daily News, Baldwin had just obtained a marriage license … when he got into it with one of their staff photographers, Marcus Santos.

Santos told the paper Baldwin was screaming for him and another Daily News photog to back up … and they obliged. But Baldwin kept coming — “He comes after me, starts shoving and punching me — one time, right in the chin.”

But sources connected with Alec tell TMZ … the photographer almost HIT HIM with the camera and while Alec pushed him away … he did not punch him.


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