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FLASH: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOW THE WINO CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

(via NY POST)

Bourbon and Budweiser may be the national staples, but nobody outdoes America in wine drinking either, with the country uncorking 3.7 billion bottles in 2011.

That’s enough vino for the US to pass Italy and France, taking the first place among wine-consuming nations worldwide by volume.

Italy had to settle for second place, while France was third last year, all according to a new study by International Wine and Spirit Research. The Old World still leads in per capita consumption, however.

And America’s grape-swilling ways are expected to keep growing, with the study suggesting 10 percent growth by 2015.

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MSN latest hit piece on Ron Paul so pathetic, words cannot convey

The very untalented journalists of MSN are out with a hit piece on Ron Paul because, while in service of the public and engaging his usual fight of government spending, he himself logged 49 flights in first class accomodations.

Woah! A millionaire congressman that flies first class? What is this world coming to??

Needless to say, Ron Paul could have saved the U.S. government some totally meaningless amount of money, measuring in the tens of thousands of dollars, had he flown coach. And I’m sure that the authors have nothing but praise for the trillions of liabilities that current U.S. policies have undertaken and will very likely be defaulted on in the near future.

Next up, a wonderful effort on the horrible waste Ron Paul imposes on the U.S. citizenry by offering fresh fruit to his office staff. Or for buying Swiss cheese, as opposed to American. Thank God MSN is always there, keeping us in the loop of the really important things.

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WATCHING FOOTBALL LIKE A BOSS

(via NY POST) 

Beef, booze and babes — it’s the ultimate Giant playoff road trip.

A Wall Street fat cat has paid a ridiculous $240,000 to fund a rolling party on wheels in a luxury packed RV that is making the 20 hour trek to Lambeau Field for Big Blue’s matchup against Green Bay tomorrow.

Joining the road trippers are two beautiful waitresses, a driver and even the executive chef at Old Homestead Steakhouse, which sold the trip.

Peter Serafin, 57, a married, Manhattan-born Green Bay Packer fan, is taking the trek with five diehard Giant fan pals. The crew is riding high on the hog with hundreds of pounds of prime beef, lobster, shrimp, caviar and enough booze to get an entire NFL team plastered.

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BIG CHEESE: Peter Serafin (in No. 12 jersey) and pals are traveling to Wisconsin in style, partaking in a pricey party staffed by the Old Homestead.
“It’s exciting,” Serafin told The Post. “I can’t wait. I wish I was in Green Bay tailgating right now. It’s like a dream come true.”

Serafin’s wife has to be the most supportive woman on Earth; today is his 28th wedding anniversary.

“Fortunately, my wife understood this is a one-shot deal,” he said.

“I wanted to throw this out there,” said Old Homestead owner Marc Sherry. “I mean, who wouldn’t want this?”

The $240,000 road trip:

* 1,086 miles to travel in a 70-foot RV

* 5 Giant fans and a “cheesehead”

* 2 beautiful waitresses

* 3 TVs

* 26 bottles of champagne

* 65 Kobe beef burgers

* 100 gallons of beer

* 150 pounds of prime beef

* 10 live lobsters

* 6 seats on the 50-yard line

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DSK: I Have No Idea If I Slept With Prostitutes At Those Orgies As Everyone Was Naked

Sanya Khetani

In a new twist to the Dominique Strauss-Kahn saga, which has become a hunt for a prostitution ring operating out of Paris, his mobile phone records showed he had relationships with 10 women, allegedly all call girls, the Telegraph reports.

But DSK’s lawyer has countered with perhaps the single most brilliant defense argument in modern history.

He said his client had no way of knowing the women at the swinger parties were prostitutes because they were “all naked at the time”.

“I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman,” lawyer Henri Leclerc said.

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DEAD BEARS Part 2

The clam has a big gun. He also has hunting buddies hidden inside every central bank around the world.

The banks love this game called fucka you taxpayer.

They get to borrow money for nothing and buy up government paper paying them 3% or more. But it does not stop there.

No my friends they use this money to leverage themselves. Then they buy paper of the next best government. Then they leverage it once again to find even more leverage in commodity futures, currencies, and stock markets.

Only when the trade has to be reversed do we get a sell off. Then everyone cries deflation. But remember the clam and his friends can QE till you are dead and gone.

So once again my burlap suited bear friends;

YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD ! DOW 100, 000 by 2020

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FLASH: TEBOW WINS AGAIN

Tim Tebow threw for an 80 yard td against the Steelers, in overtime, on the first play in OT.

Gods loves Tebow time.

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Um…WTF?! White House Threw Secret ‘Alice in Wonderland’ Bash During Recession

(via New York Post)

It was the tea party the Obamas just couldn’t resist.

A White House “Alice in Wonderland” costume ball — put on by Johnny Depp and Hollywood director Tim Burton — proved to be a Mad-as-a-Hatter idea that was never made public for fear of a political backlash during hard economic times, according to a new tell-all.

“The Obamas,” by New York Times correspondent Jodi Kantor, tells of the first Halloween party the first couple feted at the White House in 2009. It was so over the top that “Star Wars” creator George Lucas sent the original Chewbacca to mingle with invited guests.

The book reveals how any official announcement of the glittering affair — coming at a time when Tea Party activists and voters furious over the lagging economy, 10-percent unemployment rate, bank bailouts and Obama’s health-care plan were staging protests — quickly vanished down the rabbit hole.

“White House officials were so nervous about how a splashy, Hollywood-esque party would look to jobless Americans — or their representatives in Congress, who would soon vote on health care — that the event was not discussed publicly and Burton’s and Depp’s contributions went unacknowledged,” the book says.

However, the White House made certain that more humble Halloween festivities earlier that day — for thousands of Washington-area schoolkids — were well reported by the press corps.

Then the Obamas went inside, where an invitation-only affair for children of military personnel and White House administrators unfolded in the East Room.

Unbeknownst to reporters, the State Dining Room had also been transformed into a secretive White House Wonderland.

Tim Burton decorated it “in his signature creepy-comic style. His film version was about to be released, and he had turned the room into the Mad Hatter’s tea party, with a long table set with antique-looking linens, enormous stuffed animals in chairs, and tiered serving plates with treats like bone-shaped meringue cookies,” reports the book, which The Post purchased at a Manhattan bookstore.

“Fruit punch was served in blood vials at the bar. Burton’s own Mad Hatter, the actor Johnny Depp, presided over the scene in full costume, standing up on a table to welcome everyone in character.”

The Obamas’ daughters, Malia and Sasha, then 11 and 8 respectively, “sat at the table, surrounded by a gaggle of their friends, and then proceeded to the next delight, a magic show in the East Room.”

Kantor’s book details more personal aspects of the Obama White House, serving up glimpses of the first couple’s marriage, parenting, sometimes tense handling of staff issues and even the president’s sly sense of humor when it comes to race.

One morning during his Senate campaign, Obama didn’t show up to a meeting with donors. “After a frantic search, a white staffer named Peter Coffey called Obama’s barbershop to find that, yes, he was there.”

The president confronted Coffey about the call later that day.

“ ‘The relationship between a black man and his barber is sacred,’ Obama bellowed . . . ‘For failing to understand this truth, your punishment is to watch the movie “Barbershop.” And for further punishment, you will then watch the sequel, “Barbershop 2.” ’ ”

Often White House staffers found themselves in the middle of husband-and-wife quarrels.

“The advisors could feel hopelessly caught between husband and wife,” Kantor writes. “The Obama marriage was awkward for everyone: for the aides, for the president . . . and for the first lady.”

Johnny Depp played host, as the Mad Hatter, at a 2009 White House bash, but a new book says it was kept quiet from the press for fear of backlash amid the recession.

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TEA PARTY! Johnny Depp played host, as the Mad Hatter, at a 2009 White House bash, but a new book says it was kept quiet from the press for fear of backlash amid the recession.

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