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Maher: Occupy Protesters Are ‘Douchebags’ Who Need To ‘Get A Job’

Bill Maher turned his ire toward the “Occupy” protests that took place across the country in the fall and continue in some locations today. Maher says he find himself “almost in agreement with Newt Gingrich” and tells them to “get a job.”

Maher said they initially did a good job, but now the “movement” is “just a bunch of douchebags who think throwing a chair through the Starbucks window is going to bring on the revolution.” Read what he said below.

“Similar to Afghanistan, when you occupy anything for too long people do get pissed off,” Bill Maher said about the “Occupy” protests on his HBO program “Real Time.”

“As I watch them on the news now, I find myself almost in agreement with Newt Gingrich, like, ‘You know what, get a job.’ Only because the people who originally started it, I think they went home. Now it’s just these anarchists stragglers. And this is the problem when your movement involves sleeping over in the park. You wind up attracting the people who were sleeping over in the park anyway. And I think this is where we are with the ‘Occupy movement'” Maher said on this week’s broadcast.

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R. I. P. My Burlap Suited Friends

Success depends on your point of view.

The more rigid you are, the less you will deviate from what you feel comfortable with….hint hint my conservative haters.

I have been called a bearshitter by many, but as a point in fact i can change like the wind. That is why I’d like to raise a glass to mourn the passing of the bears. Did I tell you your fucking dead ? Well guess what you will now be dug out of your graves and burned for fun. Fuck dancing on graves and shit.

Bearshitters would love to call the last 3-4 months a broken robot, but you must behold the points in fact;

Global PMIs are rising, employment is trending higher for 4 consecutive months, the clam has your back, Europe is getting their shit together no matter how dysfunctional they are, China is no longer looking like a hard landing, sentiment is better, capex spending is rising, small investor pessimism is at all time highs, stocks are hitting insane amounts of new highs compared to new lows, most hard core bears have back peddled on previous assumptions, the dollar has not crashed, there is no hyper-inflation, inflation has eased to such a degree that many countries are easing or considering it, what is left of our manufacturing (auto) is entering a golden era, low pe multiples, lots of revenue beats this quarter, no real homosexual opera trading in burritos or chinese lottery issues yet, foreigners are not shying away from U.S. treasuries, foreigners are not dumping U.S. treasuries, some arguments for a housing bottom or at least stabilization, stock piles of oil and gas bless us, companies like Facebook are creating 1,000 new millionaires during a ‘great recession’, consumers continue to chomp on needless crap, private sector loan default is falling for the last two quarters, and finally the markets simply climb the wall of worry.

That was one long paragraph of positives…..odd no? We are way past mustard seeds and green shoots !

FACE IT MR. DOUCHEBAG YOU ARE FOREVER MERC’D 

Well not forever, but for the time being

So while you call it the slums I call it nice…. [youtube://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y-r-rs9W8&feature=related 450 300]

 

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The Effect of 2:1 Debt to GDP Ratio on the Male Sex Drive

A startling number of Japanese youths have turned their backs on sex and relationships, a new survey has found.

The survey, conducted by the Japan Family Planning Association, found that 36% of males aged 16 to 19 said that they had “no interest” in or even “despised” sex. That’s almost a 19% increase since the survey was last conducted in 2008.

If that’s not bad enough, The Wall Street Journal reports that a whopping 59% of female respondents aged 16 to 19 said they were uninterested in or averse to sex, a near 12% increase since 2008.

The survey paints a bleak picture for Japan’s aging population. The Associated Press reports that the national population of 128 million will have shrunk by one-third by 2060 and seniors will account for 40 percent of people, placing a greater burden on the work force population to support the country’s social security and tax systems.

Many commentators in the Japanese and international media have laid the problem squarely at the feet of soshoku danshi — “herbivore men” — a term coined by pop culture columnist Maki Fukasawa in 2006. It refers to Japanese young men who have rejected their culture’s traditional definition of masculinity, and seemingly eschew relationships with the opposite sex as part.

CNN spoke to a Midori Saida, a 24-year-old Japanese woman who described “herbivore men” as “flaky and weak.”

“We like manly men,” she said. “We are not interested in those boys — at all.”

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