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Comedy Files: Beware of “Tall Whites”

“Maybe conspiracy theorist Jim Garrow was right about the impending revelation of alien contact.

A semi-official Iranian news agency reported Sunday that former National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden had revealed documents proving that extraterrestrial beings had secretly controlled U.S. domestic and international policy since at least 1945.

The FARS news agency reported that nearly 2 million “top-secret documents” revealed by Snowden to Russia’s Federal Security Services (FSB) “confirmed” that an alien race known as “tall whites” was behind American efforts to create a global electronic surveillance system to hide their presence and eventually control the planet….”

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  1. drummerboy

    kill all the “Whiteys”.I’m dyin ova Heah.

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  2. budh

    A fellow I used to work with said when he entered the army he was put ‘in charge’ of his group of recruits. He later asked why and found out it was because he was tall. The tallest guy was put in charge.

    Other than being tall, that guy was one of the dimmest people I ever worked with.

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