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{THE ONION SATIRE} Retail Sales Rise

Retail sales in the United States rose 0.8 percent in March, thanks in part to warmer weather and an improved economy. What do you think?


“0.8 percent? America’s back, baby!”

Janet Yarrall

Test Engineer

“Oh, really? Because there’s been a 14 year-old riding lawn mower in my yard for six weeks with a for-sale sign on it that says you’re full of shit.”
Joshua Gooch

“It must be the spring, when credit card debt statements fade in the glow of the late April sun.”
Andrew Lamey
Systems Analyst


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    Depression is often dispelled through shopping for frivolous things….

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    save all your receipts so you can return your purchases in May.

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