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Obama Eats Dog Meat

Reprinted entirely from the Daily Caller, because it is so damn funny.

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Jim Treacher

Hey, if we’re going to talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago, let’s talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago.

Can you name the author of this quote?

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

Yep, that’s Barack Obama, writing about his childhood with his stepfather Lolo Soetoro in Indonesia, from Chapter Two of his bestseller Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.

“So what? It was a long time ago,” you say. “He was a lot younger. Customs are different there. He was just doing what his stepfather told him. And hey, you can’t even prove that the dogs were ever left on top of a car, you racist.”

Hey, whatever you have to tell yourself, libs. Say what you want about Romney, but at least he only put a dog on the roof of his car, not the roof of his mouth. And whenever you bring up the one, we’re going to bring up the other.

It’s no fun when we push back, is it? That’s why it’s so much fun.

Update: I know the Secret Service has a lot to deal with right now, but are they protecting Bo? From Obama, I mean.

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10 comments

  1. Yabollox

    But was the dog treated humanely and put to death painlessly? Did it have a good life before all that?

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  2. razorsedge

    in many parts of the world ,dog is an exceptable meal. in some parts of china thats all they have. so if the choise is to eat or starve what would your prefrence be?

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  3. Hanky

    lol, not at the what you wrote, but just how pathetic you are. and racist? even in jest, why bring that up? maybe bc it is latent within you? So let’s see, young Obama eats dog meat in a country where it’s acceptable, and Mitty let’s “man’s best friend” ride in 1st class on atop of his wagon? HIIILarious!

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  4. drummerboy

    actually the native american indians ate dog.they considered it a delicacy. check your history.

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  5. CRONKITE

    fuck all the pettiness between the two parties.
    can we ever talk about the issues without any spin ?
    how retarded is this story….for both sides?

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    • Yabollox

      Good comment there Cronkite.

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      • Blind Read Ant

        I totally agree, it’s time for the pettiness of the Democrats to sale the flag of defeat in light of the Republican’s indomitable and mature leadership.

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  6. fake amish

    is that retarded shit really in a 0 book?

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  7. SilentKz

    Excellent troll Woodshedder.

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