Brian Williams’ Coffee Has Poop in It: A Guide to Manhattan’s Filthiest Starbuckses

The New York City Health Department recently inspected 30 Rock’s Starbucks and discovered it to be teeming with “live mice.” Consequently, the Starbucks serving the stars of NBC received a ‘C.’ Which other Manhattan Starbucks stores are among the impressively filthy elite?

Answer: The Starbucks stores serving Zucotti Park, Park Avenue, and Penn Station. All four currently have either a “C” or “Grade Pending,” the latter of which is code for “crappy grade, but they’re trying to shape up and/or are contesting it at a Health Tribunal.” The only rating worse than “C” and “Grade Pending” is “Closed.”

Here are the filthiest Starbuckses’ report cards, with notes:

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