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SAVAGE OFFERS GINGRICH $1 MILLION TO DROP OUT OF THE RACE — WILL ANNOUNCE ON SHOW TODAY
(SUBJECT TO ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS TO BE EXPRESSLY STATED BY DR. SAVAGE, INCLUDING GINGRICH DROPPING OUT WITHIN 72 HOURS OF TODAY)
THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL FIELD HAS COME DOWN TO TWO CANDIDATES WHO HAVE A REAL CHANCE OF GETTING THE NOMINATION: NEWT GINGRICH AND MITT ROMNEY. WHILE IT’S TRUE THAT ROMNEY IS NOT AS STRONG A CONSERVATIVE AS MANY WOULD LIKE HIM TO BE, THE MOST PRESSING ISSUE BEFORE AMERICA TODAY IS DEFEATING BARACK OBAMA. AND THAT IS SOMETHING NEWT GINGRICH CANNOT DO. FOR WEEKS ON MY SHOW, I HAVE ENUMERATED THE REASONS WHY GINGRICH CANNOT SUCCEED IN AN ELECTION AGAINST OBAMA:
- · WHEN HE WAS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, GINGRICH FAILED TO DELIVER ON HIS SO-CALLED CONTRACT WITH AMERICA.
- · HE MADE ADS WITH NANCY PELOSI PROMOTING THE FALSE THEORY OF GLOBAL WARMING.
- · HE’S IN FAVOR OF AMNESTY FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS.
- · HE’S TAKEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM FANNIE MAE AND FREDDIE MAC, TWO OF THE MOST CORRUPT FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS IN HISTORY.
- · HE’S CHEATED ON TWO WIVES AND LEFT BOTH OF THEM WHILE THEY WERE BOTH SERIOUSLY ILL, WHICH WILL DESTROY HIS CHANCES AMONG FEMALE VOTERS.
- · HE CALLED THE REPUBLICAN PLAN TO REFORM MEDICARE “RIGHT WING SOCIAL ENGINEERING.”
- · IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE AGAINST OBAMA, REGARDLESS OF HOW WELL HE DOES, ON TELEVISION, HE WILL COME OFF BADLY COMPARED TO OBAMA AND LOOK LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN WHAT HE IS: A FAT, OLD, WHITE MAN.
NEWT GINRICH IS UNELECTABLE. MITT ROMNEY IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE WITH A CHANCE OF DEFEATING BARACK OBAMA, AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT FOR FUTURE HEALTH, SAFETY, AND SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THEREFORE, I AM OFFERING NEWT GINGRICH ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO DROP OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE FOR THE SAKE OF THE NATION.
IF NEWT GINGRICH REALLY LOVES THIS COUNTRY AS MUCH AS HE SAYS HE DOES, IF HE REALLY WANTS WHAT IS BEST FOR AMERICA, HE WILL SET HIS EGO ASIDE, CALL ME, AND ACCEPT MY OFFER. HIS CONTINUED CANDIDACY SPELLS NOTHING BUT RUIN FOR CONSERVATIVES, REPUBLICANS, AND ALL TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS. ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN EXCHANGE FOR PRESERVING THE NATION, NEWT. I SAY TAKE THE MONEY… AND DON’T RUN.
I’ll offer you half of my snickers bar if you smell one of my farts.
savage is right. hard to see the downside of takin the money.
it also exposes again just how pathetic the republican field is. a fucking mormon is their only hope? how is that possible?
the media would never allow a real republican to run.
they’d just silence him, censor anything he proposes and if that doesn’t help, pay a whore to claim she was his girlfriend for 30 years
I realize you are just a Fake Amish-man, but wtf is wrong with a Mormon? What the hell is wrong w. you people?
His dad was governor of Michigan for years, for goodness sakes.
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got nothing against mormons. bein electable was the point.
And the fact his dad was elected governor of Michigan, and he was elected governor of Mass was mine.
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I think he’d prefer to be paid in fudge.
He looks kind of like an aging Keebler Elf, doesn’t he?
Poor Newt, you know he wants that million… but how to not look like a waist-coated weasel and still accept it?
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Wait, you think he still has a chance NOT to look like a waist-coated weasel? I’m sure his PR people would love to hear from you.
I like the alliteration by the way.
Since religion is all imaginary, I prefer those with the dumbest religions. Mitt is for me.
Rather than “imaginary,” I would posit that Mormonism is the most “creative.”
Too bad for you no Scientologists are running, you could really get on the bandwagon.
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Fly, have you read any Christopher Hitchens or Richard Dawkins? Seems like that would be up your alley wrt religion.
Mormonism is the record of a successful con-job.
all religion is a con job. but people on average need it. there is nothing special about mormonism. a few extra rules but its the same horseshit overall.