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Tension in the EU: Berlusconi ‘Called Merkel an Unfuckable Lard-arse”

ITALIAN newspapers claim Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an “unfuckable lard-arse” in a telephone conversation with a newspaper editor.

The alleged insult, reported in the Independent, was secretly recorded during an investigation into an alleged blackmail plot against Berlusconi. The editor, Valter Lavitola, is alleged to have been involved in procuring prostitutes for Berlusconi’s ‘bunga bunga’ parties.

Previous revelations from the wiretap transcripts have been used to suggest Berlusconi has not been devoting his full attention to sorting out Italy’s sovereign debt crisis. But the latest allegation, if true, would mean that Italy’s premier has been caught out insulting the leader of the country which ultimately has the power to bail out his government.

The insult against Merkel has not gone unreported in Germany. The country’s popular tabloid Bild ran a headline asking: ‘Did Berlusconi crack bad jokes about Merkel?’ Although it refrained from reprinting the alleged slander.

 

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13 comments

  1. Anton

    Lol. I would have sworn that was a link to The Onion.

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  2. JakeGint

    I thought you were joking. That’s hilarious.

    Silvio’s harshest comments revolve around how “fuckable” a babe is. It’s his ultimate compass.

    Here’s his “Top 10” for what it’s worth.

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  3. checklist

    Any of you guys/ladies ever do biz in europe? These people are ink or black panther biased as the norm. They are difficult. There is a meaningful chance they implode in a “dr strangelove” way.

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    • JakeGint

      Ink or black panther biased?

      Wha?

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      • checklist

        cell phone type-o, sorry. kkk is what i meant…

        europe is a disaster. start a biz that does biz worldwide and you’ll realize why japan has had a 20 year bear market, and why europe is a disaster, that was the point. sit at a meeting in belgium, with some very nice chaps, have a belgian beer (which, btw, will murder you roughly 3x faster than a bud light) at some very quaint seafood restaurant with a porsche club meeting outside…

        and listen to a french speaking belg speak of the flaws of the french. cultural superiority is as important to them as …

        the winner of monday night football is to you, chief… 😉

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  4. Anton

    I love Italy. Honeymooned in Portofino and travelled all over in the years since.

    I hope they don’t implode. But I wouldn’t fear them going Dr. Strangelove, tho, as I’m sure their nukes would work about as well as a Fiat.

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    • checklist

      i’ve got an f430 (i.e., fiat) and an lp560 (i.e., audi), and its fairly easily clear that the germans build better cars, lol

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  5. Po Pimp

    In heaven the lovers are Italian, the cooks are French, the police are British and everything is organzied by the Germans. In hell the lovers are German, the cooks are British, the police are French and everything is organized by the Italians.

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